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Old 07-27-2007, 03:36 AM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

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Write "Dick in a box" across his forehead and push him into the hallway.

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good plan, but if he's in the box, no one will see his forehead

and if he's not in the box, everyone will see his forehead, but it won't make any sense

rock and a hard place yo
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Old 07-27-2007, 03:41 AM
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

New plan, write it across the box he is sleeping in obv.
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Old 07-27-2007, 04:16 AM
CaseS87 CaseS87 is offline
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

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keik step four should be shipping the box or step five really isnt possible tbh

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1 to 3 is just the alibi

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lololol 2nd time I've laughed at 2+2 in like a month.
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Old 07-27-2007, 05:03 AM
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

Where are you staying this year?

And why are you there already?
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Old 07-27-2007, 10:24 AM
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

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Where are you staying this year?

And why are you there already?

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i'm in simmons right now, north in the fall. i'm here in summer because my parents thought it'd make settling in to college easier (i'm a freshman).
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Old 07-27-2007, 11:31 AM
Jeff_B Jeff_B is offline
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

LOL did you play hand like 695 then sit out?
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Old 07-27-2007, 01:58 PM
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

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LOL did you play hand like 695 then sit out?

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no opp went busto.
last 3 hands of session:

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($337)
BB ($680.05)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $20</font>, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($39) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($39) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $28</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $347 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $244.

River: ($677) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $677

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 9h 9c (one pair, nines).
Hero has 5h 5c (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins $677. BB wins $28. </font>



Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($673.50)
Button ($343.05)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $7</font>, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($13) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $8</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $13

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
No showdown. Button wins $13. </font>



Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($667.50)
BB ($348.55)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $7</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $20</font>, Hero calls $12.

Flop: ($39) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $72</font>, BB calls $47.

Turn: ($183) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $258.55 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $258.55.

River: ($0) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $700.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5c Qc (high card, queen).
Hero has 9d 9s (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $700.10. </font>
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:04 PM
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laptop case on a roomate?
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:21 PM
Jer672 Jer672 is offline
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

his shoes are off so messing with him would be poor etiquette.

HOWEVER, writing 'dick in a box' and putting him+box in hallway would have been great. opportunity missed =(
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Old 07-27-2007, 02:28 PM
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Default Re: room mate in a box?

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Where are you staying this year?

And why are you there already?

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i'm in simmons right now, north in the fall. i'm here in summer because my parents thought it'd make settling in to college easier (i'm a freshman).

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Haha, I'm pretty sure this means, "My parents wanted me the [censored] out of their house so they could screw in the living room."

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