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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open? [/ QUOTE ] binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat. [ QUOTE ] or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car? [/ QUOTE ] negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter |
#12
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud. 2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music" 3. Ask cop for a light. Your tax dollars at work [/ QUOTE ] now we're talking |
#13
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
knock on every door and ask for a lighter.
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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[ QUOTE ] Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open? [/ QUOTE ] binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat. [ QUOTE ] or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car? [/ QUOTE ] negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter [/ QUOTE ] are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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1. Call police complaining about upstairs neighbors playing music too loud. 2. Police show up and are like "wtf, there's no music" 3. Ask cop for a light. 4. ????? 5. Profit 6. ????? 7. Lung Cancer Your tax dollars at twerk [/ QUOTE ] also, pretty sure the car/exhaust thing is how your ancestors did it. well channeled. |
#16
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
rub your hands together really really fast, that's how cavemen did it
or just make pot brownies instead of smoking or if you were gonna smoke tobacco drink some whisky or something |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Where the [censored] do you live that 7/11 isnt open? [/ QUOTE ] binghamton. nearest 24/7 gas station is like 15 mins away from where i happen to be at the moment. hudge beat. [ QUOTE ] or why not just use the cigarette lighter that presumably came with your car? [/ QUOTE ] negative, apparently stupid sucky hippies made my car, it has a spot where a cigarette lighter should go, but there's just a plastic flap covering it, no actual lighter [/ QUOTE ] are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way [/ QUOTE ] nh sir |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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are you sure? i mean binghamton's like eight hours each way [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] i'm dumb plz to be explaining |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
Thats a huge beat!!!
just light it using the stovetop/hot plate (???...just looked those words up) and throw it out of the window....go down...pick up...smoke...light next cigarette with rest of last cigarette so the time period increases until you have to do it again... |
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Re: beat: cavemen are smarter than me
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Thats a huge beat!!! just light it using the stovetop/hot plate (???...just looked those words up) and throw it out of the window....go down...pick up...smoke...light next cigarette with rest of last cigarette so the time period increases until you have to do it again... [/ QUOTE ] holy [censored] this is actually a really good idea the ground is kind of wet though still i might try this embarking on napkin/window quests now |
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