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Old 07-23-2007, 05:48 PM
Envyme_Mvp Envyme_Mvp is offline
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beat: getting laid is a brag
bigger beat: u humped a dude

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Beat, you pulled this off in Thailand, where you also presumably had to pay for said dude.
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:13 PM
Louis Vuitton Louis Vuitton is offline
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shemale 1, op 0, ollobitch
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:18 PM
Stake Monster Stake Monster is offline
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the trannies in thailand look quite hot, and you could never guess they're boys.
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:24 PM
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the trannies in thailand look quite hot, and you could never guess they're boys.

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Its not that hard. I mean really. I've been caught checking them out from like 10 meters away, but close enough to hook up its so [censored] obviously. I seriously can't understand people who get with these guys by accident.

How to tell
1. They try way to hard to be like women. Women don't sway 6 inches with their hips every step they take and walk with their arm out and elbows at their waist.
2. Hands
3. Adams apple.
4. Shoulders
5. Waist goes into hips, less curvy than most natural woman.
6. Voice (either its too deep, or it sounds like they are trying to imitate the california valley girl accent)
7. Caked on makeup.

Basically all lady boys have at least 1/2 these traits.

I mean if u had fun I'm not judging, but its pretty easy to tell.

Thx for cleaning myhouse

-Ski
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:44 PM
Cracka Lacka Cracka Lacka is offline
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Default Re: Brag: I scored

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Brag: I scored with a semi decent looking chick
Beat: She was a guy

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Would you hit it again if given the chance?
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:52 PM
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nailed your first squirter huh?
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:57 PM
AntonHeat AntonHeat is offline
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How the hell do you not see the guys dick..
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Old 07-23-2007, 06:59 PM
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was it salty?
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:00 PM
Glen Sasspug Glen Sasspug is offline
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8. penis located few inches below belly button
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:01 PM
Suiteness Suiteness is offline
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Brag: I scored with a semi decent looking chick


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May I ask what kind of chicks you usually score with?
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