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Old 07-23-2007, 03:55 AM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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roxxo thats a good point man... i sorta skimmed his post didnt notice that part.

who gets more girls:

guy A: approaches and succeeds with a 95% success rate (and plays it safe in that regard)... however on average only does approaches once every 3 months.
guy B: approach and succeeds with a 20% success rate... however approaches 10 girls a week.



even if guy A is 10x better with women than guy B, guy B is gonna get more hot girls. Its just numbers. Funny thing is, if guy B started off worse than guy A, it doesnt last for long..... its like who becomes better at postflop play in poker: the 9/2 set mining nit (thats you right now), or the 45/40/3 laggy bastard who splashes around constantly.
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Old 07-23-2007, 03:57 AM
edfurlong edfurlong is offline
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I think this is the only poker analogy I've read that didn't send me forum tilt.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:03 AM
John Spartan John Spartan is offline
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\Failing 3 out of ten times makes you a good hitter.

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Failing 3 out of ten times on a regular basis at the major league level would make you the best hitter in the history of the game. I assume you meant failing 7 out of 10 times.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:18 AM
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Try posting in other forums where people care about this [censored], obviously you lack social skills and need to work on it if you aren't even vaguely aware that the OOT society is sick of posts like this.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:46 AM
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Tuna fish. Eat more. Wear more. That is all.
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Old 07-23-2007, 04:58 AM
NoPoHustler NoPoHustler is offline
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uhhh...dude it is college. To get alot of ass here is what you need to do:

1)Breathe.
2)Drink liquor/beer
3)Party with people who have coochies who also drink liquor/beer
4)Talk to said coochie possessing people
5)Say "you want to come to my place so you can do the walk of shame tomorrow morning?"
6)go back to your place
7)Get naked with coochie owner
8)Bump Uglies
9)wake up in morning and ask her name (sure fire way to get them to leave)
10)watch her start walk of shame.
11)go back to sleep
12)wake up and do it again

Can you manage that?
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Old 07-23-2007, 05:07 AM
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9)wake up in morning and ask her name (sure fire way to get them to leave)

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lol
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