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Old 07-21-2007, 11:42 PM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

i suck so bad at cards
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:43 PM
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

I'm so freakin' lost.
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:54 PM
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

hey edd... stop playing cards that get oudrawn, and start playing cards that do the outdrawing.... lik KQ:

fold all that AA, KK, AQ BS... they only get cracked

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.50</font>, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $6.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $5.50, CO calls $4.50

Flop: ($18.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">CO bets $7.00</font>, keikiwai calls $7.00, UTG calls $7.00

Turn: ($39.75) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, CO checks, <font color="red">keikiwai bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $43.95</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $71.95</font>, keikiwai calls all-in for $31.00
Uncalled bet of $12.95 returned to CO

River: ($201.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $201.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$56.95)
CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$72.00)
keikiwai had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Ten to Ace) and WON (+$126.70)



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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $2.00</font>, MP calls $2.00, CO calls $2.00, BTN folds, keikiwai calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($8.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
keikiwai checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $5.00</font>, MP folds, CO calls $5.00, keikiwai calls $5.00

Turn: ($23.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $21.20</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $50.55</font>, keikiwai calls all-in for $27.50
Uncalled bet of $8.05 returned to CO

River: ($129.70) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $129.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$28.20)
CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$49.50)
keikiwai had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$77.20)

PS:

you can learn from my stats

if you want to have really big swings and long break even stretches....... play w/ these stats



they may look prety now muhahahahahaha.... but they're not
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Old 07-21-2007, 11:59 PM
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

pics of ur fata$$ please?
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:01 AM
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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $54.10
Hero (BB): $73.00
UTG: $49.25
MP: $139.00
CO: $21.25
BTN: $63.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $73.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $43.00
Uncalled bet of $10.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($126.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($126.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($126.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $126.25 ($3 Rake)

BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$63.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$60.25)
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:06 AM
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $54.10
Hero (BB): $73.00
UTG: $49.25
MP: $139.00
CO: $21.25
BTN: $63.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $2.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $73.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $43.00
Uncalled bet of $10.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($126.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($126.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($126.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $126.25 ($3 Rake)

BTN had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$63.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and WON (+$60.25)

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see that's what i'm talking about

play the nut crackers not the nuts!!!!!
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:07 AM
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

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pics of ur fata$$ please?

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yes please lets see the pics of ur big fat idiot moron tard ass
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:13 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF




IM OUT TO DRINK

PEACH OUT
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:15 AM
SkeetyMcdoogle SkeetyMcdoogle is offline
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Default Re: IM A BIG FAT IDIOT MORON TARD AND I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

i dont get the story behind spechel edd is she a news anchor or osmething
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Old 07-22-2007, 12:16 AM
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is she a she
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