Beard Trimmer at Work

[hosstito]

who the [censored] trims their beard at work?

[Dids]

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A little update. I work at a fairly large software company outside of Boston.

While I have figured out who the annoymous shaver is, I have never actually spoken with him. He is in the 35-40 age range, has a pony tail/beard, has a back pack with hawaiin print, wears sandals in the winter time and on occassion wears tie die pants.

So far I like the first two ideas a lot, and yeah, I agree, annoymous reporting to HR is no fun.

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"LISTEN HIPPY,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY TAUGHT YOU AT BURNING MAN, BUT THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE REAL WORLD"

Then you throw a large collection of his own grossness on his desk, yell "WHAT THE [censored]" and walk off.