prove you're stupid - Page 2

XXXNoahXXX · #11 07-14-2007, 04:55 PM

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i am paying almost 25k/yr to get a graduate degree in a field where almost everyone hates their life

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youtalkfunny · #12 07-14-2007, 05:04 PM

Every time I walk past a mirror, I'm shocked to see that I'm fat. Every time.

As soon as I turn away from the mirror, I forget that I'm fat. No kidding.

casey_brick · #13 07-14-2007, 05:13 PM

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Many years ago I saw a commercial for a pasta company. There were old Italian ladies harvesting spaghetti off trees for a giant feast. Made perfect sense to me for a moment.

Then I realized spaghetti doesn't grow on trees.

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I remember it was a Prince spaghetti commercial. I asked my mom why the spaghetti in the box was hard and straight, because it wasn't that way in the commercial.

ChuckyB · #14 07-15-2007, 01:27 AM

Just now...
returning from walking the dog...I pushed the "car door open" button on my key fob as I approached the back door to the house.

Duh.

Mr.WeakTight · #15 07-15-2007, 01:37 AM

apparently, it's a bad idea to start a portable belt sander on the surface you're intending to sand.

wet work · #16 07-15-2007, 01:50 AM

I smoke cigarettes.

CrazyEyez · #17 07-15-2007, 01:52 AM

I agreed to have a 2nd kid.

SHIP THE TROPHY

z28dreams · #18 07-15-2007, 02:13 AM

I glued almost all of my fingers together with superglue a few months back.

z28dreams · #19 07-15-2007, 02:14 AM

Oh, I once dated my boss's daughter too.

ChuckyB · #20 07-15-2007, 01:23 PM

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I glued almost all of my fingers together with superglue a few months back.

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Dominant or non-dominant hand? And how you got out of it please.

(I'm hoping to here that on your way to the store to get some solvent you ran into a buddy, ended up chatting with him for a few minutes and casually, unknowingly, put the glue hand in your pocket and got it stuck).