"I would pay $____ to sleep with her" (NSFW) - Page 2

EWS87 · #11 07-12-2007, 04:43 PM

$602

SonofDjugashvili · #12 07-12-2007, 04:44 PM

Why don't you all post a pic of your GF's (or, if you are not socially developed, sisters/cousins) and we'll tell you how much we'd pay. Who knows, maybe some deals can get done....

pergesu · #13 07-12-2007, 04:44 PM

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Really? She is hot, but not untouchable hot. I'd like to think I could hump her for a 6 pack of the beer of her choice.

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Given that she's wearing a paint shirt at Mardi Gras, it probably wouldn't take too much I suppose.

However this is more like if a chick said she wouldn't hump me unless I paid her $xxxxx, what is the maximum I'd be willing to pay.

suzzer99 · #14 07-12-2007, 04:52 PM

$1500

Or if I'm on E, probably as much cash as I can get a hold of.

suzzer99 · #15 07-12-2007, 04:53 PM

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I've noticed myself doing something [censored] up lately. I'll see a hot chick and ask myself, "how much would I pay to sleep with her?" I've never gotten a hooker before, and while I'm no guids I don't have a problem getting girls. I've got no clue wtf this came from. Does anyone else do this, or stuff like it? I told my friend and he said he does the opposite. He uses a chick's hotness to figure out how sick he is. If some chick's smoking hot and he thinks, "nah, I wouldn't bother" then he knows he's pretty damn sick.

Obv this thread is better with pics. Random chicks are better than celebrities for this purpose.

I think I'd pay $600 for the one on the left

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Which obviously begs the question: how much would the dude on the right have to pay you for sex? 5 minute deep tongue kiss? Intimate hug with some groping?

Oh yeah - MORE PICS in this thread. Less wankering.

And Perg, when are you going to fix your converter?

sirtimo · #16 07-12-2007, 04:57 PM

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I think I'd pay $600 for the one on the left

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I'd go 3 drinks tops, and a cab ride home

RoundGuy · #17 07-12-2007, 04:57 PM

I saw what you did there, Klompy.

And yes, I was going to ask if that $3K included your bail.

oddjob · #18 07-12-2007, 04:59 PM

i play a similar game, but i decide how much jail time she's worth for raping her.

Klompy · #19 07-12-2007, 05:10 PM

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I saw what you did there, Klompy.

And yes, I was going to ask if that $3K included your bail.

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lol damn, was hoping nobody noticed. Decided I didn't feel like being accused of being a pedophile.

happyhappyhappy · #20 07-12-2007, 05:10 PM

This is what my good friend and I used to do:

We'd rate girls on how well they'd breed with us, and by what position our offspring would play in football.

A heavy chick, you'd say lineman, obv.

A cute chick with a big ass we'd call running back.

A nicely framed girl that was well proportioned and just all around hot, we'd call a cornerback. A cute, quick witted girl would also be a cornerback.

Obviously the hottest (and intelligence also counted here) chicks would get quarterback status.

And so forth.

And that's how we would rate all our girls. Running backs was a very underrated girl, as we both like a good ass.

But whenever we'd see a girl, we'd just be calling out positions by what we thought of how well they'd breed by their figures (and smarts if we knew them).

Note: never, ever, ever explain this a girl, unless she is cornerback, or quarterback status. I made the mistake of explaining it to a co-worker who was a running back (I thought she was hot, was telling her she had a great ass), she wasn't too impressed with me.