Post the last text in your inbox/outbox

[nick604]

Inbox: I lost my tiara at Castle Cary station.

Outbox: It's the Canadian flag, but a weed leaf instead of maple.

[doubLe a tom]

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Are you sure that's a text and not a letter written in blood?

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Fortunately yes, although I expect those will follow

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she will fly one day

[ghostface]

inbox: so next weekend we hangin out ok i mean i no your sad since i cant come this weekend

outbox: ouch

[illuminati]

In: Get here soon. Love, Mrs. skitzo444

[BillNye]

Inbox: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.

Outbox: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Labarde]

Inbox: Hey sexy! you gave me blue balls lol, just wait till we ruffle feathers again...

Outbox: I don't take baths anymore

[Kevroc]

inbox: I folded A3h

outbox: King high flush, ship it!

[pookvis]

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inbox: why do you hate me so much? I send you a text to let you know that I'm thinking of you and you say hardly anything back, and you were really not supportive when I was cheated on by that guy and you make no effort to contact me at all. If you hate me that much just tell me and I'll leave you alone.

outbox: lol

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Your text messages are freaking me out man.

[Gone Forever]

Inbox: Cant 2nite. Its Lauras bday.

Outbox: Well, if you want, Jay and I can come over and make her bday REALLY special. Is she into Bukkake??

[Dids]

In: "are you going to come over" (beat, not from a chick)

Out: "hey sorry I couldn't make it over reviews suck tell XXXXX thatI'm sorry as well".