Truth about poker

[Al Mirpuri]

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Troll

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Could be embittered loser.

[gamblar]

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I'm glad the house has chosen me to be a winner [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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Put in a good word for me?

[btmagnetw]

why would you 1. start a list with only 2 bullet points and 2. hide the second one in mid paragraph???

[Conspire]

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Those that do not believe in conspiracy are fair game for those who conspire.

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Yes I am the one to blame, and yes I am the one who doomswitched u. Plz take your whining to pocketfives where your theory will be more appreciated.

KTHXBYE.

[Gonso]

Dozer60, only a month ago you were asking rank beginner questions, now you're wise and firmly believe it's rigged. You're wrong on both counts, but if you want to believe otherwise maybe you should just quit.

Or, you can do what some other players do: go play in a live casino. Only difference there is that you'll have to blame the dealer for your "bad luck."

I can't understand why all these players think that you watch 3 hours of poker on TV, and then skim through 2 books and BAM! they're supposed to be awesome players all of the sudden just like that. Sorry if you're not as good a player as you feel you should be, but hey.

[Conspire]

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Dozer60, only a month ago you were asking rank beginner questions, now you're wise and firmly believe it's rigged. You're wrong on both counts, but if you want to believe otherwise maybe you should just quit.

Or, you can do what some other players do: go play in a live casino. Only difference there is that you'll have to blame the dealer for your "bad luck."

I can't understand why all these players think that you watch 3 hours of poker on TV, and then skim through 2 books and BAM! they're supposed to be awesome players all of the sudden just like that. Sorry if you're not as good a player as you feel you should be, but hey.

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[El_Hombre_Grande]

Yep. It appears you are right. I believe you totally.
However, I have a buddy who isn't as dumb as me and I am going to need to provide him with some pretty hardcore proof, especially after that remark about folding anything less than 10s and holding anything better. I think he may think you are an absolute idiot based on that one remark.
He's one of these boners that thinks position, the other players at the table, stack sizes, etc., blah, blah, matter.

Anyhoooo, I am sure that you have a relevant statistical sample of hands that demonstrate an impossible distribution, and that is what you have based your claim on. You know that there are posters here that have huge databases of hand histories that have distributions within the expected norms, right? I'm sure you do. I just bring it up because my nitty buddy is surely going to. So just publish your proof and we'll get this thing sorted out.

Until then, go away.

[mr_hanky]

I can flick the luck switch to make you a winner online like other twoplustwo posters.
I need to know you player name and what site/stakes you play on first though.
:-)

[JOHNY CA$H]

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ahhhh dang, you made me snarf my coke outta my nose. I need a good laugh this morning, thank you sir.

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If your doing coke this early in the morning, I suggest you may have a problem, Sir.