Beat: Dyin' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss test

[Gone Forever]

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There was a time when I would have told you not to sweat it, that almost two months was more than enough. However, a recently conversation with a friend who is a heavy smoker has me thinking differently.

He is at about 8 or 9% bodyfat, works out constantly and drinks a [censored] of water. Yet he still self-tested dirty after being clean for a month!

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Yeah, which is why I'm hesitant to smoke until I hear for sure I passed. I didn't eat and drank a ton of water that day and took double dose of vitamins to make my clear piss yellow. I also took 1200mgs of Ibuprofen because I heard there was a small chance that would affect the test. So basically I did everything I could without taking ReadyClean or similar products or sneaking in clean piss. They made me empty out my pockets before pissing too.

[apefish]

Obviously just smoke it. You know you want to, and nobody here really cares one way or the other.
The only thing that matters is giving into temptation.

Edited to add: Taco Bell is just going to taste all that much better if you smoke up. Just pointing out that with real decisions come real implications.

[mbillie1]

Also don't keep piss in the fridge, it's nasty and anyplace giving a urine test will test temperature first (and you don't want a bag of piss taped to your leg to warm up, that's nasty)

Certo works dude

[King_S]

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1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

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Temperature!

[Lurker.]

how do you people get into situations where you have to take these tests?

[mbillie1]

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how do you people get into situations where you have to take these tests?

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applying for a job?

[Lurker.]

people do that?

[roaaahhh]

fridge, tape to leg, use these http://www.labsafety.com/store/Safet...orkwear/53737/ to get it to temperature

i had a friend on probation beating drug tests for a year doing this

[Shrug]

There is this cool thing called self-control......

oh wait......

I'm trying to reason with a pothead.

sorry, carry on.

[DarkForceRising]

fwiw, I wound up leaving it alone. A friend stopped by and took a few hits, though, and gave it an 8 out of 10.