microdegeneracy -> busto. graph.

[ocdscale]

A+ for the lemming bridges.
And last hand plz.

[GDadsForever]

If you really want, you can post the hand you won a lot of money too!

[dsteff]

I may have played with you. Here's how to correctly:

get drunk >> chase losses >> profit

[Warteen]

A+

[Acein8ter]

uNL Tiltaments

[Jer672]

lemmings = greatest game evaaaaa

[NeedATimeMachine]

you are certainly living up to your name OP

[terrible]

by drunk i don't mean i had a few beers and tilted/chased losses. i mean:

fold preflop, fold flop, fold turn, fold river:

FullTiltPoker Game #2707160117: Table Snow Flat (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:29:41 ET - 2007/06/19
Seat 1: TheTaker ($1,560.75)
Seat 2: sexy_indeed ($1,166.75)
Seat 3: Xcluesive711 ($1,554.50)
Seat 4: jonttt ($822.25)
Seat 5: jevrej2006 ($2,056)
Seat 6: josh3336 ($1,000), is sitting out
Xcluesive711 posts the small blind of $5
jonttt posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jonttt [5d Ah]
jevrej2006 raises to $35
TheTaker folds
sexy_indeed folds
Xcluesive711 folds
jonttt calls $25
*** FLOP *** [As Kc Js]
jonttt checks
jevrej2006 bets $50
jonttt calls $50
*** TURN *** [As Kc Js] [3h]
jonttt checks
jevrej2006 bets $100
jonttt calls $100
*** RIVER *** [As Kc Js 3h] [4c]
jonttt checks
jevrej2006 has 15 seconds left to act
jevrej2006 bets $240
jonttt calls $240
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jevrej2006 shows [Ad Kh] two pair, Aces and Kings
jonttt mucks
jevrej2006 wins the pot ($852) with two pair, Aces and Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $855 | Rake $3
Board: [As Kc Js 3h 4c]
Seat 1: TheTaker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: sexy_indeed (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Xcluesive711 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: jonttt (big blind) mucked [5d Ah] - a pair of Aces
Seat 5: jevrej2006 showed [Ad Kh] and won ($852) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: josh3336 is sitting out

got confused and thought this was the $24+2 tournament i was playing:

FullTiltPoker Game #2707168302: Table Snow Flat (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:30:42 ET - 2007/06/19
Seat 1: TheTaker ($1,560.75)
Seat 2: sexy_indeed ($1,166.75)
Seat 3: Xcluesive711 ($1,549.50)
Seat 4: jonttt ($397.25)
Seat 5: jevrej2006 ($2,483)
Seat 6: josh3336 ($1,000), is sitting out
jonttt posts the small blind of $5
jevrej2006 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jonttt [Ad Js]
TheTaker folds
sexy_indeed has 15 seconds left to act
sexy_indeed raises to $35
Xcluesive711 folds
jonttt raises to $397.25, and is all in
jevrej2006 folds
sexy_indeed has 15 seconds left to act
sexy_indeed calls $362.25
jonttt shows [Ad Js]
sexy_indeed shows [Ah Qc]
*** FLOP *** [2c 6c 8h]
*** TURN *** [2c 6c 8h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [2c 6c 8h 4h] [3d]
jonttt shows Ace Jack high
sexy_indeed shows Ace Queen high
sexy_indeed wins the pot ($801.50) with Ace Queen high
jonttt is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $804.50 | Rake $3
Board: [2c 6c 8h 4h 3d]
Seat 1: TheTaker didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: sexy_indeed showed [Ah Qc] and won ($801.50) with Ace Queen high
Seat 3: Xcluesive711 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: jonttt (small blind) showed [Ad Js] and lost with Ace Jack high
Seat 5: jevrej2006 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: josh3336 is sitting out

but how did you know i had a flush draw?!

FullTiltPoker Game #2707053225: Table Folsom (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:16:43 ET - 2007/06/19
Seat 1: jonttt ($400)
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy ($400)
Seat 3: bokbefok ($47.20)
Seat 4: SheWntLtGo ($396)
Seat 5: IGGU ($396.70)
Seat 6: 3-2-1BuStO ($886.30)
SheWntLtGo posts the small blind of $2
IGGU posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jonttt [4s As]
3-2-1BuStO folds
jonttt raises to $14
GimmeYourCandy folds
bokbefok folds
SheWntLtGo calls $12
IGGU folds
*** FLOP *** [2s Ts 7h]
SheWntLtGo checks
jonttt bets $20
SheWntLtGo raises to $84
jonttt raises to $386, and is all in
SheWntLtGo calls $298, and is all in
jonttt shows [4s As]
SheWntLtGo shows [7c 7d]
Uncalled bet of $4 returned to jonttt
*** TURN *** [2s Ts 7h] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [2s Ts 7h 4d] [4h]
jonttt shows three of a kind, Fours
SheWntLtGo shows a full house, Sevens full of Fours
SheWntLtGo wins the pot ($793) with a full house, Sevens full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $796 | Rake $3
Board: [2s Ts 7h 4d 4h]
Seat 1: jonttt showed [4s As] and lost with three of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: GimmeYourCandy didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bokbefok (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: SheWntLtGo (small blind) showed [7c 7d] and won ($793) with a full house, Sevens full of Fours
Seat 5: IGGU (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: 3-2-1BuStO didn't bet (folded)

there are no words (my personal favourite)

FullTiltPoker Game #2707274840: Table Pago (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:44:11 ET - 2007/06/19
Seat 1: 69LINK ($530)
Seat 2: jonttt ($599)
69LINK posts the small blind of $3
jonttt posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jonttt [7h 5s]
69LINK calls $3
jonttt checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 7c Kc]
jonttt checks
69LINK checks
*** TURN *** [5d 7c Kc] [Qs]
jonttt checks
69LINK bets $12
jonttt raises to $48
69LINK calls $36
*** RIVER *** [5d 7c Kc Qs] [6d]
jonttt bets $545, and is all in
69LINK calls $476, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $69 returned to jonttt
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jonttt shows [7h 5s] two pair, Sevens and Fives
69LINK shows [Qh 6c] two pair, Queens and Sixes
69LINK wins the pot ($1,059.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,060 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5d 7c Kc Qs 6d]
Seat 1: 69LINK (small blind) showed [Qh 6c] and won ($1,059.50) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: jonttt (big blind) showed [7h 5s] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Fives


apologies for not being able to find a working hh converter. there's probably a few more than these but the hands themselves aren't interesting just [censored] retarded.

earlier in the day i came 4th in a donkament for nearly 1k so it wasn't to chase losses. i deposited $180 a month ago and had ran it up to 2k by last night. i'm not sure what i was trying to do here but i'm pretty sure it didn't involve making money. also i found out today that i deposited another 800 from neteller and blew through that but i can't remember doing it and didn't realise when i did the graph. oh well!

[DaAznFella]

BALLIN

[Windforce]

I <3 OP, for memory slips YOU ROCK!!