#28 (3k NLHE) - Hellmuth + Norm MacDonald in final 26

[YoureToast]

a well known 2+2er is a chip leader, but I'm not sure he wants his name known. I'll leave it to someone else to disclose.

[Cornell Fiji]

pardon my ignorance but are we saying that this guy:



busted in 19th place right?

Not some poker player with the same name?

[Jack Bando]

Yeah Cornel. Anyone have any Norm quotes at the ready? I feel sad.

[chicken10der]

His SNL hosting monologue is one of my favorites:

'When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!'

[Cornell Fiji]

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His SNL hosting monologue is one of my favorites:

'When the people here asked me to do the show, I've got to say, I felt kind of weird. I don't know if you remember this, but I used to actually be on this show. I used to do the "Weekend Update" news routine, you remember that? That's where I did the make-believe news jokes. That was me, you know? So then, a year and a half ago, I had sort of a disagreement with the management at NBC. I wanted to keep my job. Right? And they felt the exact opposite. They fired me because they said that I wasn't funny. Now, with most jobs, I could have had a hell of a lawsuit on my hands for that, but see, this is a comedy show. So, they got me. But, now, this is the weird part, it's only a year and a half later, and now, they ask me to host the show. So I wondered, how did I go from being not funny enough to be even allowed in the building, to being so funny that I'm now hosting the show? How did I suddenly get so goddamn funny?! It was inexplicable to me, because, let's face it, a year and a half is not enough time for a dude to learn how to be funny! Then it occurred to me, I haven't gotten funnier, the show has gotten really bad! So, yeah, I'm funny compared to, you know, what you'll see later. Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!'

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Awesome

[Jack Bando]

ty chicken

[McCutter]

Hellmuth in top ten with 17 left.

[imjoshsizemore]

where are you guys getting updated from?

[HEK]

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Okay, so let's recap, the bad news is: I'm still not funny. The good news is: The show blows!'

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friggin hilarious!

[MJBuddy]

I'm downright jealous of those who got to play with that man.