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Old 06-17-2007, 04:48 AM
yteba yteba is offline
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Default Re: I literally threw up

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he made you puke, I say you make him puke

Jerk off into a rubber, then video tape yourself draining the contents of said rubber out into his milk. Then after a couple days show him the video tape.

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You´ve done this haven´t you? Be earnest.
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Old 06-17-2007, 04:52 AM
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Default Re: I literally threw up

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he made you puke, I say you make him puke

Jerk off into a rubber, then video tape yourself draining the contents of said rubber out into his milk. Then after a couple days show him the video tape.

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You´ve done this haven´t you? Be earnest.

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Old 06-17-2007, 05:08 AM
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Brag: roomie is teh gay and wants your hotness.

Beat: roomie is teh gay and wants your hotness.

Variance: roomie is teh gay and wants your hotness.
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Old 06-17-2007, 05:20 AM
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Pretty sure it's time to pull a variation of penis on back.
Hire a tranny pros and videographer and make sure roommate is passed out for a good while.
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Old 06-17-2007, 10:53 AM
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Default Re: I literally threw up

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he made you puke, I say you make him puke

Jerk off into a rubber, then video tape yourself draining the contents of said rubber out into his milk. Then after a couple days show him the video tape.

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eww..
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Old 06-17-2007, 11:58 AM
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Jerk off into a rubber, then video tape yourself draining the contents of said rubber out into his milk. Then after a couple days show him the video tape.

Winnar!
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Old 06-17-2007, 12:03 PM
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Put his penis in your mouth whilst he is sleeping, then take a pic to show his friends, proving he is gay.
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