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Old 06-08-2007, 12:07 PM
TxRedMan TxRedMan is offline
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Default Re: someone tell me what is standard here w/ strippers

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so i went to my first strip club tonight. oh yes, bakes is becoming a man, random flame, stake thread, etc. the stripper gives me her number. she is a fine asian that not only been grindin on me all night, we have had meaningful conversations. think the conversations taht evenkeal and uiowahottie had. she gives me her phone number when i am about to roll out. i'm pretty sure i asked for it, but it probably sounded a lot like "asinfrashnsaohsdlkj phone number casdjslk call u some time ;askldasinfrasin smash out btw)

Is said phone number a fake or real? I can def see it going both ways. Holy [censored] i am [censored] up rite now. opinions?

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damn rookie. she's a whore.

$600/hr is my guess.

lol if you thought you were going to hit it for free.
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:10 PM
BarryLyndon BarryLyndon is offline
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Bakes,

Based on the fact that it seems like you are heavily on drugs / liqour a good percentage of the day, you're getting involved with a stripper is -$EV, but could be +LifeEV as long as you have enough $$. The sex will probably be ridiculous, just don't get emotionally involved. If you don't like putting up with BS (spending excessive $$, feel like you're being used), then calling probably sucks. It really depends on how much you value getting [censored] by a stripper.

Barry
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:18 PM
yeotaJMU yeotaJMU is offline
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Default Re: someone tell me what is standard here w/ strippers

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Bakes,

Based on the fact that it seems like you are heavily on drugs / liqour a good percentage of the day, you're getting involved with a stripper is -$EV, but could be +LifeEV as long as you have enough $$. The sex will probably be ridiculous, just don't get emotionally involved. If you don't like putting up with BS (spending excessive $$, feel like you're being used), then calling probably sucks. It really depends on how much you value getting [censored] by a stripper.

Barry

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winnar
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:19 PM
kickpushcoast kickpushcoast is offline
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Default Re: someone tell me what is standard here w/ strippers

kickpushcoast's lifetime stats:

number of dances bought for self:0
number of strippers sexed:3

it is not hard at all to run game on strippers. im not a 9.9 on hot or not like good2cu but im a pretty decent looking, athletic, tall guy so that might have something to do with it, i dunno
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:20 PM
jds1201 jds1201 is offline
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sounds like she really likes you
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:28 PM
NickdaNutz NickdaNutz is offline
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Default Re: someone tell me what is standard here w/ strippers

"and then took me into the VIP room where i proceeded to blow about 1k."

she gave you her number you say?
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:16 PM
stephenNUTS stephenNUTS is offline
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lol nice of u to respond stephen (srsly tho). i was drinking vodka and red bull (thanks TJ) and prty coked out of my dome

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I think at the "ripe ole' age of 21".....doing redbulls,vodka,coke ,and frequenting strip clubs in Las Vegas.........is most def. -EV

~stephen
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:22 PM
KRANTZ KRANTZ is offline
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call it and tell her you love her.

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Old 06-08-2007, 01:30 PM
KurtSF KurtSF is offline
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then took me into the VIP room where i proceeded to blow about 1k.

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Phone number is real.
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Old 06-08-2007, 02:16 PM
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, we have had meaningful conversations.

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No.
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