OT: WSOP 06 diary/trip report (v. long)

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nh, and haha wtf... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxd14...ed&search=

[Insty]

I read it all!

Do I win a prize?

[Klinzmann]

Nice trip report, after all you are the blog champion!

[octaveshift]

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So he thinks for a while and say's "I guess I'm just gonna have to pay it off" and throws his chips in.
I announce that I have 2 pair and he gives it
"well that makes two of us"
and he's giving me this cheeky grin while he says it that makes me instantly dislike him so I decide to be a bit of a dick and lethargically turn over my non-spade Ace.
He then insta-flips over his cards like he's got the nuts, Ace-King offsuit.
I pause and look at him
"Wow, you have Ace-King, I had no idea you were that strong".
I then flip over my other Ace and say to the dealer
"Ship me the pot!".
The villain's heart sinks and his face drops. He is saying stuff under his breath and looking pretty mad at me for the dirty slowroll.

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I stand up and just viciously have a go at him.
"Shut up, fish, you're too much of a pussy to call with anything but the nuts".

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*sigh*

[aSsAsSiN2007]

some of the lines like "[censored] this fish is following me" were just so funny. nice one!

[adan2401]

"and Martin is laughing and is about to muck his cards when Happy Drunk guy then picks up his cards and shows them to me and says
"shouldn't he raise me?"
I start laughing and don't really know what to make of it. He has Jack high. I just sit there and laugh, there's nothing else I can do. Then HDG shows his cards to Martin and says
"go on raise me"
Martin's face looks like total shock. He takes about a minute and then raises this guy. HDG shakes his head and says
"You shouldn't have raised me" then declares all in.
Martin calls with 3rd or 4th pair and flips his cards, HDG flips his own cards and shouts..... wait for it.....
"FLUSH"
ahahaha no he doesn't have a flush, he does have 5 black cards but I don't recall that being any type of hand in Holdem ahahaha."

Possibly the funniest thing ive ever read

[Diamond Lie]

A while later I declare my drunken self "ALL IN" as I put a stack of green and red chips on the pass line. "I'm all in, I'm all in" I yell while everyone was high-fiving me. The roll was good and everyone yells "SHIIIIIIIIIIP IT" and starts high fiving me again. Such fun!

lolol going all in at craps table. awesome TR dale

[SlackerMcFly]

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i'll be in Vegas this month, prolly only playing a couple of 1500s tho at the wsop.

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Get a tan first. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Daleroxxu]

I'm Scottish, we do not tan.
We are white except for the middle of winter when we are blue and the middle of summer when we are pink.

[HoldingFolding]

Nicely written, I lol'ed in numerous places. Quick question: why would any self respecting sweaty wear an England shirt?