Serious Thread again: WORST PAIN YOU'VE EVER FELT

[XxGodJrxX]

I once had a Pilonidal Cyst. Instead of going to the Doctor, I squeezed it myself in my house. That was fun.

Also, the Crohn's Disease. Eating an apple once put me down for about 12 hours.

You pansies don't know pain! As soon as I get my cyborg implants, I shall have my revenge!!!!!111!1!1!

[XxGodJrxX]

Watching THIS video, and knowing that I will never have the sweet moves that the kid in the red shirt is throwing down.

[hosstito]

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kidney stones

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[hobbes9324]

Goddam it, that makes me mad....

He could have done a digital block, which hurts MUCH less.
Or better yet, given you some versed before he numbed you up, so you wouldn't remember anything.

Your doctor is a [censored] idiot - feel free to quote me...

MM MD

[Das Budrick]

getting hit directly in the balls by a ~90 mph shot in a lacrosse game

the several weeks after surgery for my knee after tearing my ACL/MCL

[timex]

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Watching THIS video, and knowing that I will never have the sweet moves that the kid in the red shirt is throwing down.

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I feel so masochistic



For me, it started with tobogganing down stairs, and ended badly.

[eljizzle]

Sitting through the Movie Daredevil

[PattdownManiac]

Due to the time between them and the different kinds of pain I'm not sure which was worse. But it's either:

1. Rupturing my kidney

2. My stomach during Salmanella poisining

3. Getting hit and cut about the top of my hair line requring 7 stitches

4. Throwing my back out.

[lyncks2002]

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Sitting in Daredevil 's lap when we were both naked

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FYP

[sonneti]

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Shots in the tip of my toe to have an ingrown toenail removed. "The worst one" the doctor had seen.

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Ouch.. i've had this done maybe 5 or 6 times and it never really hurt much [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

One night a few months ago I kept getting these sharp intense pains behind my balls, it was like getting an electric shock... absolute total agony but only lasted for maybe half a second at a time.

So I go to the doctor to find out if I was maybe having kidney stones or something. I explain the feeling to the doctor:

Doctor: oh the muscle in your anus is retracting..

Me: .....

Doctor: Everything been ok down there lately?

Me: Ummm... Yes

Doctor: Going to the toilet has been ok?

Me: Ummmm.... Yes

Then the doctor smiles at me and says: I'll need to have a look.. so I get up on the couch, drop my shorts & bend over.

Then he sticks one hand on each of my shoulders and proceeds to probe me for a good 15 minutes. Slow at first but then it became more vigorous.. when he was finished he prescribed me some rohypnol and slipped £20 in my pocket... :/