Simulating sex with household furniture

[XXXNoahXXX]

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these vids made me wonder if having strong abs makes for better sex. any thoughts?

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umm...yes for a lot of reasons.

1. visual (duh)

2. in certain missionary type positions if you have hard abs, they can rub against the girl in good ways, whereas a bowl full of jelly does not have the same desire effect.

3. increased thrusting power, control and endurance.

[SackUp]

they do this as a group. wTF indeed!

[Los Feliz Slim]

Just so I'm clear on this and don't need to click the links, these are guys simulating sex with furniture, right? Let me know when the ladies start humping couches and I'm there.

[Quanah Parker]

I'm surprised to see the Rutger's women basketball players involved in this type of behavior.

That was them in the first link, right?

[g-bebe]

This is weird.

[TIEdup14]

not "normal"

[Georgia Avenue]

I thought this was gonna be this:

http://www.furnitureporn.com

But it was way weirder.

The thing is,if this was women we'd be totally ok with it right? It'd be hot even. If there really are women wholike this, well, ok then. But those "girls" in the comments are probably dudes. So haha, I guess.

--GA

[schwza]

i saw a short film as part of a film festival similar to the link above with furniture having all kinds of sex on the roof of a building and then scrambling back into the apartment when the owner comes home. it ends as she says "how did this upholestry get ripped?" or something. it was funnier than i'm making it sound.

i watched the first 40 seconds of one of the links and i'm pretty glad that a roommate didn't walk in when i did. weird, just weird.

[gumpzilla]

Anybody humping a lathe in there?

[kipin]

I laughed, I cried, I came.