Boz's $2 Bounty For Bad NL Advice thread

[bozlax]

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Aussie and I will be locking threads as usual, and I agree that part of the game should be getting in before the lock. Additionally, you should get in before anyone apprises the unsuspecting victim that he's misposted for full credit. If someone has already spilled the beans, your misadvice post won't have as much weight.

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qft...this is the idea. fwiw, you're not disqualified for coming in after the first post telling the OP he mis-posted. Anybody that tells the OP about this game, however, will take a beating.

Also, to answer a couple of things: one, I directed a comment at Str8 instead of Ozi because all the [censored] posters that came in at that time look the same to me; two, Frito, there will be no points awarded, this is solely at my discretion; and, finally, as an extension of the last, I don't care how good you think your post is, you're not right.*

*fwiw, your picture was completely out of context. It looks like you're criticizing him for spewing, but in the spirit of the game you should be telling him TO spew. Like Buzz did.

[OziBattler]

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I directed a comment at Str8 instead of Ozi because all the [censored] posters that came in at that time look the same to me

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click. there goes my level-o-meter again.

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Anybody that tells the OP about this game, however, will take a beating.

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qfMFt

[Bona]

Am I eligible to play? Even though I am obviously overqualified when it comes to giving BAD NL advice?

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t20 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1690)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t1420)</font>
<font color="#C00000">CO (t1470)</font>
Button (t1440)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t1500)</font>
BB (t1420)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1560)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of t20.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t80</font>, CO calls t80, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG (poster) raises to t360</font>, Hero calls t280, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t1470</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls t1060 (All-In).

Flop: (t3260) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t3260) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t3260) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t3260
<font color="#009B00">Main Pot: t3210 (t3210), between Hero and CO.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by CO (t3210).</font>
<font color="#009B00">Pot 2: t50 (t50), between CO and SB.</font> &gt; <font color="#FFFFFF">Pot won by CO (t50).</font>

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB doesn't show.
Hero has Qd Ad (one pair, twos).
CO has 9d 9s (two pair, nines and twos).
Outcome: CO wins t3260. </font>

[bennyhana]

i think round one or two is too early to call a push with AQ

[Bona]

Third or fourth hand in "Trout Games" a couple of weeks ago. I played it terribly and slunk away. Still licking my wounds.

[nomadtla]

I raise to 60-70 to start. I would probably dump to the first raise (how is there a UTG poster in a tournament anyways?). Deffinately dump to the push.

[fretelöo]

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*fwiw, your picture was completely out of context.

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It was not. "Maunzekater" is a German - I'm constantly embarrased by how bad they play and what impression they leave behind in the world in general and the poker world in particular and all in all, they usually make me wanna throw up.

[Jago]

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Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of t20.
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t80</font>, CO calls t80, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG (poster) raises to t360</font>, Hero calls t280

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lol.

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<font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t1470</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls t1060 (All-In).

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LOL.

But yeah, listen to what nomadtla says

[bozlax]

And Gib takes the lead for his brilliant advice in this thread. Way to get into the spirit, Gib.

And, guys, don't post/discuss hands in this thread. It's not an NC thread, it's only for the posting/discussion of the running competition. mkaythx

Edited to add that there was nothing funny in the thread where the OP posted 235683457 hands, that's why it's been ignored.

[kerowo]

Maybe we need to limit the amount of entries or something in a thread. So if you see x replies to a thread don't be the guy who goes x+1.