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Old 05-15-2007, 02:20 AM
neuroman neuroman is offline
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a ship and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?
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Old 05-15-2007, 02:20 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i sgree with what you did there.

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Old 05-15-2007, 02:21 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a siihp and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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Old 05-15-2007, 02:21 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a ship and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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bust a move
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Old 05-15-2007, 02:23 AM
Lurker. Lurker. is offline
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a siihp and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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the answer is yes. do you see why?
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:12 AM
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Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

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Wouldn't want to let any of the costlier foods goto waste. I agree with your decision to miss sex for beans.

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i lol'd

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Old 05-15-2007, 05:40 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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Actually I only drove for ten minutes. I was cooking red beans and rice, I had to wait before I could leave.

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Who cooks stuff like that while getting wasted?
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Old 05-15-2007, 05:57 AM
Kirbynator Kirbynator is offline
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a ship and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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bust a move

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old young mc!
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Old 05-15-2007, 08:46 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a siihp and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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you try both and see what you like,

one of the port may be full of sewage though.. so be careful not to get messy
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Old 05-15-2007, 09:21 AM
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Default Re: Beat: drunken booty call results in nosexaments (nsfw)

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wake her up. you didnt drive for an hour to not have sex.

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i agree with that second part.

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i see what you did there.

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ok so if I was captain of a siihp and there was no harbormaster on duty, what port would I dock at?

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you try both and see what you like,

one of the port may be full of sewage though.. so be careful not to get messy

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old wise man once told me "codoms are for sailor"...his penis fell off back in 1968 though
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