The worst and most annoying variance in my LIFE

[soko]

In the past year I've lived in 3 different houses. One time I had 4 roommates and we shared a single bathroom.... no problem. Then I had 3 roommates and a single bathroom.... no problem. In the last [censored] 4 weeks I've literally had to s**t in to a bucket 3 times because for some [censored] reason literally once every [censored] day one of my TWO roommates (female) is always [censored] in the god damn bathroom when I need to use it. Like literally I'll wake from my sleep at 11AM and feel a turd about to pop out of my butt and i'm praying I can use the bathroom, but NOPE SHE'S IN THERE, it's like [censored] scary. I swear to god she's been in there when I had to use it more times than I've been able to get in there without a problem in my whole [censored] 25 years of life I've never had such a problem.