Just insane betting.

[igetjokes]

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you want to hear a bad beat story...

one night long ago, after several rufe-coladas, one of your fathers' sperm penetrated your mother's ovary. "that's sex," said your father.

Cordially,
BTYS

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awesome

[mbillie1]

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sticky this and mod buzzards please

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[KakiTee]

levelling?

[pdoran10]

this has to be a fake post.
if not, i would like to meet the OP in real life so that i can laugh at him every time he uses some figure of speech that nobody has heard of.
also, stop putting so much effort into posts, you suck at writing.

ok i think that covers is.

[UptownExpress]

very well told, monsieur.

[ChodezillaIsBack]

You clearly got OutPlayed

[SharkTank43]

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you want to hear a bad beat story...

one night long ago, after several rufe-coladas, one of your fathers' sperm penetrated your mother's ovary. "that's sex," said your father.

Cordially,
BTYS

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awesome

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[MotorBoatingSOB]

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shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit

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this is awesome

[timw07]

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You want to hear a bad beat story...

1-2 no limit. Four handed. I hold 6 7, off-suit in the big blind. No raises. The Flop: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]—-giving me the nut straight. I bet $15. The guy to my left raises $15. The guy to his left bets $60. The guy to his left makes it $120. Meanwhile, I’m creaming in my jeans over here, and my hands and wrists are shaking like a dog pooping a peach pit. Normally, I would never exhibit this kind of tell, but I just can’t take it. It's just too perfect. So the action's on me with over $300 in the pot and we haven’t even seen the turn yet. So I push all in, and (get this) all of them call! So we all turn up our cards, and everybody has a pair with some other rag card—-the donkey to my immediate left showing A 4 off suit. A monster! The turn comes to give him a 4, so now he has trips with the best kicker, but I still have him beat. And wouldn’t you know comes an ace on the river giving this donkey a boat, fours over aces. And what’s more, as he takes down his $1,200 pot (one of the biggest I’ve seen in a 1-2 no limit game) he says, “That’s poker, gentlemen.” Man, these donkeys are really starting to bust my balls. Good luck everyone.

Cordially,
[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Buzzards and Dreadful Crows

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YSSCKY

[nextgenneo]

You got pwned.
Cordially,
[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Nextgenneo aka profEERNIE