yo has anyone read that massive bot thread in the zoo?

[DopamineRelease]

Cliff Notes

[stabn]

After poker they suck each others jaggons.

[Spechel EDD]

how do these people expect to play poker and not grasp their balls protectively when theyre all in without it being weird

[tisthefire]

[ QUOTE ]
how do these people expect to play poker and not grasp their balls protectively when theyre all in without it being weird

[/ QUOTE ]this way they can get a friend to lend a hand

[hess]

OP presents damning evidence of four bots accounts on FTP that play $1/2 NL full ring. They play at the same time each day for 8 hours a day, play basic 15/7 poker, and never play at the same table, even though all of the accounts 8 table. Then there is about 20 pages of "F those cheaters" before Nation says they aren't cheaters or bots. Then there are about 20 pages of questions, and two account owners come forward and answer more questions. They all share profits and help each other with decision making, that is why there stats are identical for every street over 80k+ hands, according to them. FTP doesn't have a problem with what they are doing.

[apefish]

Ed's summation is surprisingly concise and accurate and has bears.

There are some other factors like the postflop stats are so eerily similar it would be hard for even one player to reproduce taking large portions of his own one account stats and comparing them to themselves... but mostly I like the bears.

[BEEFAROO]

Some botting software doesnt need to be automated, it scrapes the screen and goes through whatever formulas you have and poof it tells you what play to make based on what you gave it. So all these guys do is read what there screen tells them is the play, yet still get to man it themselves to talk / adjust to players etc. This also make sense for thier rapid play because if im in a game and I see that im sposed to fold table 4 or w/e i wont put a pause, ill just do it instantly and move to the next table im sposed click for.

[apefish]

They apparently are bears. How does this change how the software works?

[DING-DONG YO]

OMFG BEARS!!!

[4drugmoney]

Where is this thread? I cant find it. Link please?