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Old 02-17-2006, 02:42 PM
2+2 wannabe 2+2 wannabe is offline
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I especially love the unlimited infinite +EV.

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lol I laughed
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Old 02-17-2006, 02:47 PM
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I especially love the unlimited infinite +EV.

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See. Tom gets it. How can you not win???
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:00 PM
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NY,

Outstanding post.

People who don't love craps fall into one or more of three categories:

1) They are too young to have been inside a casino and simply don't know any better.

2) They are stupid mofos.

3) They are retarded.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:01 PM
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Plus, when you combine the second greatest game ever, binge drinking, it equals one orgasmic money making endeavour
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:07 PM
Noo Yawk Noo Yawk is offline
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El D and Mars

No doubt. Anyone who doesn't love getting piss drunk and making oodles of money AT THE SAME TIME just isn't right in the head.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:16 PM
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Craps is the only reason to go to a casino. I'm up about 3k lifetime in craps.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:21 PM
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I actually know nothing about craps, and it's one of the hardest games to deal, what's an easyish way to learn about it?
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:21 PM
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The only reason people lose at craps is because they are not athletic enough to toss the dice.

And I agree with El D, if you don't like craps you are just a retarded mofo.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:33 PM
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Without precision shooting your game is going nowhere. Good craps players can shoot a seven at will.
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Old 02-17-2006, 03:39 PM
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After my awesome 5K win at the craps tables yesterday, I realized craps may be the greatest game ever.

Pros:

-Craps is definitely a sport.

-Craps is @ 90% skill.

-You can bet on anything on the board. ANYTHING.

-Craps players never lie about their losses. In fact, they
brag about them.

-Craps just plain rules and should be an olympic event.


Cons:

-None.

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Craps is the greatest game ever. My last three trips to the Borg I've taken them for $2k+ each time at the green chip tables.

There really is no downside. You can get totally drunk, take out a $10k marker and wing the dice down the table as hard as you can, cackling while they pay off all your hardways and bought numbers on top of winning field bets and back-ups.

Cons:
Once at the Hard Rock my buddy [a craps virgin] was forced to play by us [because he's a craps virgin, they always win] and he was soooo nervous his first shot he chucked 'em down the table at warp 9, of course they bounce up and nail someone in the eye.

Dennis Rodman.

I laughed so hard gin came out of my nose. Ouch.

Craps is the first thing on my resume listed next to Hobbies:, even before Poker.

My boss is worth $1bn and he still plays craps.

And, of course, it's totally +EV once you learn how to roll properly.

Naj
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