OT: [censored] thread, May, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[ManChild]

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there

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OMG, so they can see the results of our poker hands before they play them, and the they can tae all our moniez WTF

[Indiana]

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sippin criss's dick in a box

i think it's bad karma to have may [censored] thread up when it's not even may

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people in Australia/Europe/Asia cheat, therefore its already May there

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OMG, so they can see the results of our poker hands before they play them, and the they can tae all our moniez WTF

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no wonder we can't win

[DevinLake]

I need to get ~600 on stars. Anyone want to do a transfer for Party or Full Tilt monies?

[Pudge714]

Went to the Jays game tonight Halladay is god.
Eagles wouldn't bet on which pepper would win the race, it's like the sausage race in Milwaukee.

[pattay]

anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

[runner4life7]

i wouldnt bet on a rip off either

[ManChild]

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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Freshman year i got a random roommate
my roommate freshman yr didnt smell, but he was gay (not that theres anything wrong with that).
He had a Boyfriend who went to a local school and about once a month the boyfriend would come spend the wknd (2-3 days)
so i would essentially live in my friends aptmnt during those days, so they could have their space/i didnt want to be there.

anyways, when i would come back after not being in my room for 24h-48hours or wtvr there would be this really intense smell that you could almost feel, it was that thick. does anyone know what KY jelly smells like? cuz thats my guess as to what it was. whatever it was though it smelled like they rubbed it in the carpet

[Paul B.]

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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Badger him until he:
a) starts washing himself
b) has an emotional breakdown and requests to leave
c) gets into a physical confrontation with you, at which point you can request to have him removed from your suite

The key is to use fear in a non-threatening way, as opposed to asking nicely.

[Apathy]

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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I just agreed to let Bigt crash at my place for the next two weeks so Im pretty much inviting this.

[Eagles]

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anyone have a roommate that smells like ass about 99% of the time? i have a suite, so i dont even share a room with him and our common area smells always, but especially nasty today. [censored] freshman year and this rooming with random people [censored]

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I just agreed to let Bigt crash at my place for the next two weeks so Im pretty much inviting this.

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LOL