Beat: Wife just sent a picture of our baby with a waffle on her head

[4_2_it]

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I'm sort of scared of her.

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Standard.

[JMurder3]

[Jiggymike]

Post a pic of the waffle.

[Banditgberg]

Chris Hansen will stop you from posting pics

[Maple Leafs]

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Post a pic of the waffle.

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[grando]

beat: your wife has a terrible sense of humour
variance: your wife made waffles specifically for this purpose
beat: your wife is married to you

[RoundGuy]

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Post a pic of the waffle.

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Brag: Apparently, we own a Belgian waffle maker.

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And she's been hiding it from you for all these years?

[chiznadAZ]

damn i want waffles now..

[Maple Leafs]

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variance: your wife made waffles specifically for this purpose

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Jesus, this didn't even occur to me. Now I want to know if she ate the waffle or not. I don't even know if there's a good answer to that question.

[bonds]

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damn i want waffles now..

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QFT, although I'd settle for a McGriddles.