Fist fight in my cubicle

[thebigyak]

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knocking over a cubicle wall.

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This is awesome.

[Abones]

You might be a pussy but the story is good and it makes up for it

[whipsaw]

You handled it A+ OP as long as you didn't cry about it for an hour+ the next morning.

[Banditgberg]

um...you may want to lay-low

[amachur]

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um...you may want to lay-low

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I'm not worried about him, as long as he's by himself. He may be crazy, but he hits like a woman. I could've rocked him, but there's a 0 tolerance policy here for that [censored], and I'm not losing my job.

[bmwguy525]

Is ex-gf also black?
If not, what gives?
If so, what gives?

[ipot]

you already got a dui, might as well swing for the fences.

[goodsamaritan]

Beat: His penis is bigger than yours

[Gildwulf]

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You handled it A+ OP as long as you didn't cry about it for an hour+ the next morning when you picked up your Christina Aguilera cd.

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[Dave D]

I know no strategy in BBV but...

After he hits you, you're allowed to use proportional force to fight back, just dont get him on the ground and kick him to death.

You weren't just assaulted, you were also battered, which is what I think you probably mean by you're gonna make him flip burgers for you. Assault is defined as him putting you *in apprehension of imminent physical contact*, battery is him actually making unwanted contact (with your lip). So say he hits you on the back of the head when you don't see it's coming, there's no assault. Obviously depends on where you live, but you're probably not getting too much money for this fight, I'm not really sure you'd need to talk to your lawyer.

edit: Also, you don't tell us when you used a bad name for a black guy, or what it was. Also, although you probbaly could have handled it better, i'd say on a scale of 1-10, 10 being ghandi, you get like a 7.