beat: fat roommate's fat girlfriend yells at me

[ncboiler]

Jizzying in the shampoo is the pussy way out and maybe your passive aggressive personality is why you are in this situation. Confront her and him and tell them what you think. Or be a pussy and blow a load in the shampoo.

[jl3969]

Nair in shampoo.

fat people are horrible.

[schundler]

These are awesome. Keep them coming pls.

[RunyonAve]

i lol'd

[dallas14]

how fat are we talking?
<-- that fat?

[Gone Forever]

If you want to feel more like a man, maybe you should stop acting like a little bitch.

You hit her with a spoon while she was sleeping. 4 TIMES! What the [censored] do you think? Like she's not going to tell you to stop hitting her with a spoon while she sleeps?

Idiot.

The room is a dorm of which you share with a room mate who is another student? If this is the case then this is not even "your room" really. It's half yours. The other half "belongs" to your roommate who had a guest over. Who you assaulted in her sleep.

Now, from what I can tell you have no case here what so ever. Not only that, it looks like you are the one that should have some revenge acted on.

Maybe he should jerk it in your shampoo? Better yet, maybe he should hit your guest with something while they sleep... but, that's probably not going to happen being that you act so much like a girl that you'll probably not ever have a girl in bed with you. Oh! I know, maybe you could trick a big butch lesbian into coming home with you. From the sound of things you'd probably make a great high-maintnance-lipstick-lesbian impersonator.

In closing I'd just like to mention how fortunate you are that your fat roommate doesn't smother you for hitting him in the middle of the night. I would have made you eat that spoon already.

Buy some earplugs or some sleeping pills. NyQuil works great. You could ask to be transfered to a new room as well. Your roommate can't control his snoring but you can control how much of a whiney crying vag you are.

How you can even think you're in the right on this one is mind-bottling.

[bmwguy525]

omfg what is wrong with you people. This fat chick that doesn't even live there is going off on him, and should've been hit with a spoon in the first place, whether she was snoring or not.

Obv sperm in the shampoo and laugh every time you look at her afterwards.

[SNOWBALL]

OP,

1. pretend like you have a sleeping disorder
2. Sleepwalk over to them
3. Urinate mightily

If you're too puss to do this, hire a busto 2p2er to pose as your friend and do it. What's your loc?

[SNOWBALL]

Gone forever,

plz fulfill your namesake. We're all waiting. thx

[thebigyak]

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mind-bottling.

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