I cant wipe my own ass

[whoisthedrizzle]

i thought you were in japan where they have those water spouting things

[Softball King]

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men dont play softball

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Men play softball. Men don't engage in analingus with other men (as the giver or the taker)

[mediumpimpin]

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i thought you were in japan where they have those water spouting things

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thats europe. Here there toilets are just holes in the ground kind of things

[Jiggymike]

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Real men use tree bark.

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LOL softball king may be growing on me.

[yukoncpa]

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This happens at least once a week. Ill be taking a [censored] and I get some out but I know theres more in there. But I get bored sitting on a stupid toilet when I could be doing more productive stuff like watching tv or losing money at poker. So I wipe and get up. Like 20 minutes later I get the strange feeling like theres [censored] on my ass. I go to the bathroom and wipe and sure enough there IS [censored] on my ass. This causes akward situations in public, like people asking "didnt you just go to the bathroom?"



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Just install one of those European contraptions that shoot water up your ass. Then use your hand to give it a good scrub.

[yukoncpa]

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Real men use tree bark.



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Yes, this and corn husks are a staple in rural areas. When Sears and Roebuck’s catalogue went to color stock, a mini riot broke out in the south.

What did people use before toilet paper was invented?