Beat: Getting Caught...

[thebigyak]

I don't understand. Is this like air guitar?

[holyfield5]

ive pretended to jack off quite a few times actually, it usually only last about 3 seconds when i think someone is being a deusch

[Pog0]

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This is too weird to be fake.

Who pretends to jack off? Is this something little kids do, like pretending to be a fireman or an indian? "Oh don't mind little Jimmy, he's just playing jack-off today."

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This thread is an elaborate trap set by OP to convince his mom he wasn't jerking off (and consequently, has never, and will never do so).

[MyPetTurtle]

My best friend was strategically adjusting his crotch one night when his mum entered the room to see him with his hand down his pants while looking at a PGA golf website.

This is the story he told me, maybe he's just gay?

[THEOSU]

HAY GUYS,

MY WIFE CAUGHT ME PRETENDING TO [censored] A HOOKER

[dchz]

hey guys, someone help me try to tell the judge i was only pretending to rape that girl plz?

[Niwa]

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HAY GUYS,

MY WIFE CAUGHT ME PRETENDING TO [censored] A HOOKER

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LMAO

[kolotoure]

hey guys, she is just pretending to be pregnant

[Pog0]

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My best friend was strategically adjusting his crotch one night when his mum entered the room to see him with his hand down his pants while looking at a PGA golf website.

This is the story he told me, maybe he's just gay?

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This reminds me of all those times I would jerk it just to my imagination (thinking of hot womans) while watching a Leonardo DiCaprio movie.

[diebitter]

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That's ssoooooooooooooooooooo hot.