k so give me some tips about winning a donkament

[JCool]

Step 1: Never risk your tournament life.
Step 2: Run good
Step 3: Repeat
Step 4: Profit

[furyshade]

play in small tournaments where they only let women play, and marry a really rich poker player, oh and gets a huge rack

[Kermit]

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play in small tournaments where they only let women play, and marry a really rich poker player, oh and gets a huge rack

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in case anyone doesn't know jeffifer tilly's mobniez >>>>>> phil laak mobniez, afaik.

she was married to sam simon before he created to the simpsons and she still gets paid to this day b/c of that show.

not to mention she has been in a s-load of movies.

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

nath's table broke but this one has some guy that's already tripled up and a finnish ef-ay-gee that took third a couple of weeks ago

[BadLieutenant]

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no limit hold them rewards bold, aggressive play.

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lool

[Scary_Tiger]

Are donkaments always this boring?

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 29 hands and saw flop:
- 1 out of 3 times while in big blind (33%)
- 0 out of 3 times while in small blind (0%)
- 0 out of 23 times in other positions (0%)
- a total of 1 out of 29 (3%)
Pots won at showdown - 0 of 0 (0%)
Pots won without showdown - 4

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

holy christ these people play bad!

PokerStars Game #9201893714: Tournament #46089592, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (50/100) - 2007/04/01 - 16:50:45 (ET)
Table '46089592 263' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: sixmanguru (8350 in chips)
Seat 2: cub23D (29225 in chips)
Seat 3: Vorcirion (15975 in chips)
Seat 4: TIGER1234 (4450 in chips)
Seat 5: nesquo (11925 in chips)
Seat 6: dingo1977 (14650 in chips)
Seat 7: KersalMass (5950 in chips)
Seat 8: pairDboard21 (10700 in chips)
Seat 9: nikov (8500 in chips)
KersalMass: posts small blind 50
pairDboard21: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KersalMass [Ks Ah]
nikov: folds
sixmanguru: raises 300 to 400
cub23D: folds
Vorcirion: folds
TIGER1234: folds
nesquo: folds
dingo1977: folds
KersalMass: raises 700 to 1100
pairDboard21: folds
sixmanguru: calls 700
*** FLOP *** [4h Kc 5h]
KersalMass: bets 2000
sixmanguru: raises 3100 to 5100
KersalMass: calls 2850 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4h Kc 5h] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [4h Kc 5h Kd] [As]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KersalMass: shows [Ks Ah] (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
sixmanguru: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
KersalMass collected 12000 from pot
pairDboard21 said, "BALLIN"
sixmanguru said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12000 | Rake 0
Board [4h Kc 5h Kd As]
Seat 1: sixmanguru showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 2: cub23D folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Vorcirion folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TIGER1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nesquo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: dingo1977 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: KersalMass (small blind) showed [Ks Ah] and won (12000) with a full house, Kings full of Aces
Seat 8: pairDboard21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: nikov folded before Flop (didn't bet)

had a hand earlier where i should have three barreled but didn't follow through.

also, i have the best rail chat ever going on right now.

[ChrisCo]

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Are donkaments always this boring?

During current Hold'em session you were dealt 29 hands and saw flop:
- 1 out of 3 times while in big blind (33%)
- 0 out of 3 times while in small blind (0%)
- 0 out of 23 times in other positions (0%)
- a total of 1 out of 29 (3%)
Pots won at showdown - 0 of 0 (0%)
Pots won without showdown - 4

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Apparently...
During current Hold'em session you were dealt 34 hands and saw flop:
- 1 out of 4 times while in big blind (25%)
- 1 out of 4 times while in small blind (25%)
- 2 out of 26 times in other positions (7%)
- a total of 4 out of 34 (11%)
Pots won at showdown - 0 of 0 (0%

[kkcountry]

ur srsly from helinski?

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

why not