Ask pergesu for advice for the next three hours

[EYEWHITES]

if im in a freestyle with a drawf, and he verbally assulats me, and i freeze up like rabbit on showtime at the apollo...whats my comeback

[edfurlong]

I feel like you are failing at giving good advice in this thread.

Should I stop watching "Work Out"? Its pretty awesome, but I think it might be turning me gay.

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
if im in a freestyle with a drawf, and he verbally assulats me, and i freeze up like rabbit on showtime at the apollo...whats my comeback

[/ QUOTE ]
Tell him to kick himself in the forehead.

[ursine cotcher]

What is the optimal refreshing strategy to get to the website to purchase tickets for Glastonbury festival?

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
I feel like you are failing at giving good advice in this thread.

[/ QUOTE ]
I implied that I would give advice. Not that I'd give good advice. [censored], man. Give me a break. I'm drunk.

[ QUOTE ]
Should I stop watching "Work Out"? Its pretty awesome, but I think it might be turning me gay.

[/ QUOTE ]
Aren't you married? Or are you the dude that goes to massage parlors? Or both...? Regardless, don't worry about "turning gay." You're only gay once you've had sexual relations with another dude. If you just watch videos and fantasize, you're probably alright...for the time being.

[edfurlong]

My buddy was all like "Will Smith is totally weak sauce, he doesn't even cuss in his records" or some such [censored]. So I play him "You Saw My Blinker Bitch", and he's all like that doesn't count. Should I tell his dad he experimented with a guy in college?

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
My buddy was all like "Will Smith is totally weak sauce, he doesn't even cuss in his records" or some such [censored]. So I play him "You Saw My Blinker Bitch", and he's all like that doesn't count. Should I tell his dad he experimented with a guy in college?

[/ QUOTE ]
yess....trip report + train wreck ftw

[pergesu]

[ QUOTE ]
What is the optimal refreshing strategy to get to the website to purchase tickets for Glastonbury festival?

[/ QUOTE ]
Honestly, you shouldn't need tickets to something called the "Glastonbury festival." Seems like that'd be a whoever-comes-gets-in kinda event. "no offense"

[edfurlong]

I haven't really played poker in over a year, even then I was bad at it. Should I start posting on some civic forum instead even though I don't even drive my car anymore?

[edfurlong]

I smoked pot with Willie Nelson once, should I put that on my resume if I decide to get one of those job things?