Conned at Crazy Horse...What's my play - Page 2

Skoob · #11 03-31-2007, 07:16 PM

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i dont understand how strip clubs are NOT a huge waste of money

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I don't get it either.

Blarg · #12 03-31-2007, 07:24 PM

They're a good place to go to meet other frustrated to near the point of violence and often drunk guys that just dumped away a lot of money as if it were worthless only to wind up even more frustrated and on edge than they were when they came in.

RunDownHouse · #13 03-31-2007, 07:32 PM

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i dont understand how strip clubs are NOT a huge waste of money

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I don't get how Lakers tickets are NOT a huge waste of money. Or Broadway shows. Or plasma TVs. Or basically any form of entertainment.

The clubs here in Nashville are BYOB, so its just the ~$20 cover and any dances (usually $20, sometimes go 2-for-1) you want. Its really not too bad if you only get one dance, or none at all. If you split a case with a buddy, its about the same cost as drinking at a bar all night.

Also, google your local places before going. Many of them have coupons on their website. I haven't gone since I discovered this, but I'm definitely going to try them out the next time its not a spontaneous trip.

Rushmore · #14 03-31-2007, 08:37 PM

Try this:

Right after the first one tells you you owe her another $20, without hesitating, hit her as hard as you can in the mouth, looking for maximum damage.

Then, before the second one can smash a bottle over your head, spin, and get her a good one in the throat.

Turn back to the first one and kick her HARD in the stomach as she's bent over.

Push the second one to the floor, and then run out the door into the night, high fiving your bros as you disappear into the neon beauty of Las Vegas, joyous in your existences, confident that there is a God.

Then, go play poker.

This ought to work pretty well, I figure.

hyde · #15 03-31-2007, 08:59 PM

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Try this:

Right after the first one tells you you owe her another $20, without hesitating, hit her as hard as you can in the mouth, looking for maximum damage.

Then, before the second one can smash a bottle over your head, spin, and get her a good one in the throat.

Turn back to the first one and kick her HARD in the stomach as she's bent over.

Push the second one to the floor, and then run out the door into the night, high fiving your bros as you disappear into the neon beauty of Las Vegas, joyous in your existences, confident that there is a God.

Then, go play poker.

This ought to work pretty well, I figure.

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I am skeptical about your plan.
take it for a test spin and report back.

DCJ311 · #16 03-31-2007, 11:16 PM

you got conned when you went to the Crazy Horse instead of the Rhino.

KSPD · #17 03-31-2007, 11:57 PM

Your play = pay them, then next time take them up on their back room offer and say "no... I asked for the other dance, here's 20"

bwana devil · #18 04-01-2007, 12:02 AM

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I don't get how Lakers tickets are NOT a huge waste of money. Or Broadway shows. Or plasma TVs. Or basically any form of entertainment.

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but really what do lakers tickets cost? cant you see a game for, what $60 enjoy it for 2-3 hours? plasma tv, you spend $1500 and have it for 5 years.

here the dude blew $100 in 6-7 minutes.

when you break down dollar per minute, the strip club comes in dead last under this equation.

Parlay Slow · #19 04-01-2007, 12:21 AM

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I don't get how Lakers tickets are NOT a huge waste of money. Or Broadway shows. Or plasma TVs. Or basically any form of entertainment.

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but really what do lakers tickets cost? cant you see a game for, what $60 enjoy it for 2-3 hours? plasma tv, you spend $1500 and have it for 5 years.

here the dude blew $100 in 6-7 minutes.

when you break down dollar per minute, the strip club comes in dead last under this equation.

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Yeah he definitely got non stop dances every single minute for 3 hours.

RunDownHouse · #20 04-01-2007, 12:26 AM

bwana,

Obviously you understand that the enjoyment some get for their $100 and six minutes at the strip club is unrivaled by the enjoyment they'd get from a game, or a TV, or whatever. You may think its retarded, and many will be on one side or the other, but to honestly not be able to comprehend why people go see strippers would make you... I dunno, Mr. Roboto or something.