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Don't stick your penis/tongue/hand in it too deep (Anywhere over an inch or so), the teeth on the inside will bite off whatever you stick in there if you piss it off. That's a real mood-killer.
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Make sure to eat the hotpocket after
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What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like? |
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Vaginas are either frozen or boiling lava hot. Careful if you go down on one, it will destroy your mouth. [/ QUOTE ] ![]() |
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lol @ gaffigan, highly underrated
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[censored] a hot pocket. To know what it's really like, try this.
1. Core a tomato. 2. Microwave for 20-30 seconds on high. 3. Stick wang in. 4. [censored] tomato. 5. Enjoy/profit. Trip report is necessary. |
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OP What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like? [/ QUOTE ] probably too busy [censored] hotpockets is my guess |
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OP: Feel bascially like a butt, just a bit wetter and tighter at the tip, usually less blood.
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OP What is the reason you don't know what a pussy feels like? [/ QUOTE ] This is one of those times when I wish I was trolling; unfortunately I speak nothing but the truth when I say that I've yet to stick my faucet inside of a girl's Hot Pocket, or Philly cheese steak, or whatever euphemism is most appropriate for a vagina. Be honest and tell me what it's like in there BBV, so that in the event my spaceship gains entry into the vaginal universe I will know how to navigate. |
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I've never [censored] a hot pocket personally.. but vag's are all different.. some good.. some not so good. I could tell the difference between all the recent ones blind folded.
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