your most embarrassing story ever

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Beat: I'm a pussy and had to delete my post.

[kyleparks]

ok im just gonna post a few highlites...

While in poland i :

took a grip of shots of horrid tequila while eating the polish version of mexican food (im from So. Cal and hadnt had mexi in like 8 weeks). well lets just say i black out and somehow managed to miss the toilet while taking a [censored] and fell in it. then walked through the main streets covered in [censored] and drunk as hell.

i wake up thinking its a dream but then realize i cant find my pants. the irish guys i met a few weeks later said they threw them out. panic instantly overcame me ---- i realized my passport and over 1k EUROS were in them. i tell my friends and they are like "oh yeah we got them, by the way you [censored] owe us one cuz we had to stick our hands in your crap pants"

i tossed all 3 of them 100 euros and they made poop references every time we were around hot girls.
beat : my fav. pair of doc martens were gone for good.
Beat : i fell in poop.
Beat : probably never aloud in Poland ever again.
Brag : i must be a cool guy if i can [censored] my pants and have some people i met a few weeks prior dig around for my wallet / passport.


this is the first and last time i ever did anything like this... good stuff.

[ShipitFMA]

The post above reminds me of my story, i guess mine isn't really embarrasing but would have been if i had stayed.

I would have been about 15 at the time and I was on the tram on the way home from the city and had to poop really badly.

We were just near a Johny Rockets, so we jumped off and i ran into the bathroom. I began to let it rip and before i knew it the stench was overpowering.
To let you know i have quite a weak tollerence to bad smells, poop (other peoples) etc...

I couldnt stand the smell and vomitted all over the walls.
Bear in mind i was not in a cubicle but more so a proper single bathroom. I finished up and left the place looking like hell.

Getting to my friends I was like "we gota get the hell out of here. They were all confused but went to see what had happened, 30 seconds later the come out and are like "you're right lets run!"

We just bolted away and havn't really been back there since...I guess its not that embarrasing but i had to retell it after reading 'kyleparks' post above

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okay so me and this one girl are both drunk and we start to undress each other and oh god i cant talk about this anymore

[ShipitFMA]

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okay so me and this one girl are both drunk and we start to undress each other and oh god i cant talk about this anymore

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her penis was bigger than yours!?!??!

[Spechel EDD]

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okay so me and this one girl are both drunk and we start to undress each other and oh god i cant talk about this anymore

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her penis was bigger than yours!?!??!

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i dont have a penis, im a hot girl

[schundler]

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That is beyond embarrassing, i suggest seppuku.

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Does he have a webcam?

[ohead]

me and a friend met 2 lovely women when we were on a vacation to Ayia Napa in Cyprus. We went out and partied with them for a couple of days then took them to dinner. And I got so blastered during the dinner/party after so I in the middle of a discussion said "what lovely 'vampire teeth' you have" which kind of alot of people have. Well she had kinda big teeth or how the hell you should put it and probarly got teased for it as a child so she she just went "bye" and took her friend and ran away from us...

Yeah my friend is still pissed at me over that, [censored].

[Avocado]

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okay so me and this one girl are both drunk and we start to undress each other and oh god i cant talk about this anymore

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her penis was bigger than yours!?!??!

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i dont have a penis, im a hot girl

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Wa-wa-wee-wa

[testaaja]

If I remembered all the retarded and embarassing stuff I've done I'd cut my fingers. Luckily I've been too wasted every time to remember anything [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]