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Old 03-11-2007, 12:04 AM
Pudge714 Pudge714 is offline
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Default Re: Kobe Bryant probability question

kyleb,
Bibby is whiter than you are Canadian.
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Old 03-11-2007, 12:17 AM
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So why does he hate Shaq? Because he shoots free throws as if he were white?

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wtf. horrible atttempt at humor. white ppl shoot free throws well.
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Old 03-11-2007, 02:56 AM
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Isn't his wife like half white?
Anyway the reason these white people are getting it in the face is because white men can't jump. I bet Kobe has elbowed plenty of black dudes too, but since they can jump they got it in the chest instead of face.
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Old 03-11-2007, 03:30 AM
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Isn't his wife like half white?
Anyway the reason these white people are getting it in the face is because white men can't jump. I bet Kobe has elbowed plenty of black dudes too, but since they can jump they got it in the chest instead of face.

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I think his wife would have rather taken an elbow to the face than have Kobe get caught with that girl in Colorado.

None of the 3 elbows from this season were effected by the jumping ability of the defender.
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Old 03-11-2007, 04:12 AM
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Coincidence, Ginobili was a HELP defender on the play, Bowen was guarding him and there was basically no possible way he could have known Ginobili was there. Who was the 3rd player he elbowed?

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Marco Jaric while shooting. Kyle Korver last night while dribbling.

And how about this little gem I just came across while researching this:

"In December 2005, Bryant caught Memphis' Mike Miller with an elbow in the throat and was suspended two games."

Guess what color Miller is. .08 * .2 = .0016.

Still think it's a coincidence?

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The Mike Miller incident stemmed from a shot Miller gave Kobe previously. Also Kobe has had altercations with Chris Childs, Reggie Miller, Raja Bell, and half of the league.

I think it's much more likely that he just gets frustrated and doesn't mind throwing a cheap shot here and there.
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Old 03-11-2007, 05:27 AM
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kobe might be a racist, but it's not because he elbowed ginobili in the face. hell i like that he elbowed ginobili, if that [censored] is gonna flop around like a fish out of water he might as well absorb an actual blow of some sort once in a while.
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Old 03-11-2007, 08:15 AM
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add Mike Bibby, this is fun

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i mean

you know he's not white

right

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he looks white, that's enough for Kobe's racist ass

you realize I'm not being serious

right
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Old 03-16-2007, 04:13 PM
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You can calculate your original statement better by using how many white players were on the floor each time.
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Old 03-16-2007, 04:27 PM
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This is why he doesn't elbow black players:



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lol, that gif is great

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anyone have the youtube link to that...i vaguely remember that, but it was good stuff...
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Old 03-16-2007, 06:20 PM
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Kobe isn't racist, white guys just can't play D. They're asking for it.
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