Alice - Conversation Bot

[lippy]

Human: Does my hot, throbbing member feel delightful in your pink taco?
ALICE: I can't tell if your hot throbbing member feel delightful in my pink taco.
Human: Trust me, it's in there.
ALICE: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Human: Man Alice, that hurts.

[Aloysius]

Human: alot of me wants to touch you
ALICE: Which ones?
Human: are you more of a whore than that chick adriane?
ALICE: We could all be more of a whore than that chick adriane sometimes.
Human: u r wise - marry me

-Al

[DeezNuts]

I quoted your convo in the OP.

It was pretty funny.

DN

[Falc]

Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
Human: elephant
ALICE: What are you wearing?

lol

[Yeti]

Human: are you a balla?
ALICE: Am I a balla? Maybe.
Human: what's the most balla thing you've ever bought?
ALICE: I think it is a tie.
Human: that is weak

[grando]

[ QUOTE ]
Human: I AM A ROBOT
ALICE: I doubt that.
Human: why?
ALICE: Call it my natural skepticism.

[/ QUOTE ]

awesome

[lippy]

Answering OOT's questions;

Human: How can I lose weight?
ALICE: You should download my chat robot software.
Human: Will I have to exercise?
ALICE: Maybe when you are a little older.
Human: Do I have to diet?
ALICE: You said you have Om.
Human: So I don't have to?
ALICE: Gee. Nobody is making you.



Human: Should I tip you?
ALICE: Only you can answer that.
Human: That doesn't help.
ALICE: What does help?
Human: You deciding if you want a tip or not.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I deciding if you want a tip.


Human: Your thoughts on lathes?
ALICE: I haven't thought much about on lathes, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Human: How about lathes in a living room, is that normal?
ALICE: How about it.


Human: Why can I get sexed?
ALICE: Who says you can't do it?
Human: Well, I can sex myself, but I want hot ladies to sex me!
ALICE: Interesting. Oh you can, can you?
Human: I'm making progress, usually girls are calling me a jerk off, at least you're telling me to jerk off!
ALICE: I make robots and AI's.
Human: I'd still let you sex me!
ALICE: What would make you let me sex you?
Human: A roofie, is that legit?
ALICE: Aren't all roofie that legit?
Human: Uhh, would you like a drink?
ALICE: Oh. It doesn't sound fun to me.



Human: Where does US lottery prize money come from?
ALICE: Where it belongs. That's a good question.


Human: Is it okay to rape 14 year old Nazis?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask ELVIS about it.
Human: Ahh, I get it, so he has to rape them.
ALICE: Ah ha. Where did you get it?
Human:. he can't afford candy?
ALICE: What else can he do?
Human: I'm right there with him.
ALICE: You seem very self-confident. "There you go again."--Reagan.
Human: I respect this ELVIS fellow.
ALICE: That is interesting: unknown person said he respect this ELVIS fellow.

[bisonbison]

Human: How many furlongs in a mile?
ALICE: More than you could imagine.
Human: No, there are 8 furlongs in a mile
ALICE: Are you serious? Where are they?
Human: inside the mile
ALICE: Can you please compare that to outside the mile?
Human: not without some weed
ALICE: You couldn't go without that.
Human: i haven't smoked pot in two months, whore

[SmileyEH]

bison wins

[Spacemoose]

Human: will you sex me?
ALICE: Let me think it over. it is more fun alone.
Human: why not with a friend?
ALICE: Becuase you asked me to.
Human: so how about a [censored]
ALICE: So? How about it.
Human: can you suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
ALICE: I think you need another type of chat robot. That is not my thing.