Receding hair line!!!

[cambraceres]

OMG-WTF-HOLY CRAP!!!!

My hairline is now visibly receding, it's retreating as if napoleon was advancing or something, and this does not make me comfortable. Now here's the rub, I'm almost seven feet tall, and this has lead to many many mishaps with door jambs. The top of my head literaly has a ridge, like a mountain range, but small. I really don't want to ever see this ridge, but at this rate (24 yrs old), I will before my 50th birthday!

How can I not suck quite so badly in this specific way, help me OOT, the children will laugh, and I will cry, and then I will have my revenge, and then they will call me "Inmate".

I have a friend who is 22, and his hairline has receded like halfway, I'm not trying to go there.

What is the definitive treatment, should I just kill myself?

Thanks OOT

Cam