Men's complaints about women

[rubbrband]

Bitches be trippin. For real 99% are crazy as [censored].

[JayDoubleYou]

they're so anal... and never at the right time

[A_C_Slater]

They won't let me sex them!

[tuq]

I COULD DO WITHOUT ALL THE RESTRAINING ORDERS.

[JaredL]

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they're so anal... and never at the right time

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Not bad, but I would have gone with and never in the right way.

[buriedbeds]

They feel good and smell delicious.

edit: Except for when they don't, which is really pretty rank and/or bonerbreaking.

-bb.

edited to add a complaint.

[ed8383]

They like jerks and guys that dress in trendy clothing like the guys you see on mtv.

im a nice guy and don't wear trendy clothing. I don't have a gf or many female friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[buriedbeds]

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They like jerks and guys that dress in trendy clothing like the guys you see on mtv.

im a nice guy and don't wear trendy clothing. I don't have a gf or many female friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Methinks your problems may run deeper than your fashion sense. Chicks love nice guys to hang out with as (might as well be gay) friends.

-bb.

[ed8383]

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They like jerks and guys that dress in trendy clothing like the guys you see on mtv.

im a nice guy and don't wear trendy clothing. I don't have a gf or many female friends [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Methinks your problems may run deeper than your fashion sense. Chicks love nice guys to hang out with as (might as well be gay) friends.

-bb.

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that could be my problem. I don't like "hanging out" with chicks. It's either gf or nothing.

we all know girls these day and age like a-holes over nice guys. We are not all a-holes!

[katyseagull]

We sound like a stinky malicious bunch