Beat: Found out my girl is dating someone else besides me.

[JOHNY CA$H]

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You have an opportunity to pull off something that is so rare, yet so awesome. What i am talking about is the sex humiliation break up joke. This is where you act like you dont know about the problem and then break up with her during sex, usually following some sort of hilarious act by you (houdini etc). I think you should definetly consider this, dont forget the camera!

oh and if you could pull this off while/after/moment of climax/ getting anal...you would be a legend.

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then she calls the cops and says she was raped

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touche

This is why you video tape.

What you need to do is:

1) [censored] her in the ass on video.

2)Start a website.

3) Give me the link.

[BellagioPlayer]

[JCCARL]

this thread is useless without pics of her friends.

[Reef]

Splurge in her eye and then tell her she just got dumpwned. Then take a dump on her.

[nath]

Definite answer is to have sex with her in a way that degrades or humiliates her, then dump her and start [censored] her friends

[drexah]

wheres the "Get anal and move on" option?

[joes28]

OMG I JUST HAD THE GREATEST IDEA EVER..... PEE IN HER BUTT!!!

[apefish]

Edit: dammit I missed reefs reply. I concur.

[diebitter]

When u kiss her, if there a 'funny' taste?

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

Give her aids.