How my first marriage ended. (Long)

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Let me illustrate why they didn’t care for me early on in the relationship. Her parents went out of town for the weekend once and me and (lets call her) Lori were
getting it on all weekend. I mean we had her hid-a-bed sofa pulled out, a dozen or so of her dad’s
pornos, Bud Dry (remember that?) cans all over and the ever-popular open condom wrappers strewn
about. Well come Sunday morning she had to get up early and go to work so I slept on the hide-a-bed
in their living room then all of a sudden the front door opened and the rest of the family poured inside
with all their baggage and crap. Holy moly, did I about die. I quickly grabbed the leftover beer in the
fridge and throw it over the neighbors fence and got dressed at the same time. I think I buried the
pornos in the bed and scooped up all the wrappers. I knew her parents knew what was up so they went
to the back of the house to un-pack and I got the heck out of dodge. Yep, they hated me for sure after
that ordeal.

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