Suicide unsuccessful - brag (not quite) still a beat

[jimmyfingers]

how could it take so long for them to realize it was their son?

what did the man think when the investigator said "excuse me sir. we're investigating the murder of a man who was shot with a shotgun through a window while he was jumping off of a building" ?

what a coincidence, our son was also just killed by a shotgun blast through a window while jumping off of a building!!

[wezvidz]

Uh.. this is a scene in the first few seconds of the movie Magnolia (which is awesome btw). Nobody else seen this flick?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0175880/

edit: Weir beat me obv.

[jds1201]

ronald opus will fly one day

[Passaman]

Check it out on Snopes or truthorfiction.com

[Mrage]

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ronald opus will fly one day

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[boomshakalaka]

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ronald opus will fly one day

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gold

[canis582]

DUDE, ASSOCIATED PRESSES PUBLISHED IT, its reallll!!!

[hamsamich]

...As you might imagine, Dr. Mills has been queried thoroughly and frequently regarding the Opus case since the story broke on the Internet in 1994. In 1997 he came clean to the press about it:

"I made up the story in 1987 to present at the meeting," he told the London Daily Telegraph on March 2, "for entertainment and to illustrate how if you alter a few small facts you greatly alter the legal consequences.

Sorry dudes.....Looks like another Internet legend.

[goldtoes]

bahahaha if this was true that would be so awesome. the AP lies....

[ClevelandWasp]

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This sounds like a bad law school hypothetical.

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In the law school version, the characters' names begin with the letters A,B,and C, and the decedent is struck by a defective widget.