OOT poetry thread

[amplify]

It is an ancient Moderator,
And he banneth one of three.
`By thy long beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore bann'st thou me ?

The forum's doors are opened wide,
But not to a lame fyp;
The googletards, the polltards:
May'st hear the roar of NT!'

He holds them with his skinny hand,
`exile or ban' quoth he.
`Hold off ! un-* me, no-thumb loon !'
Eftsoons his title dropt he.

He holds him with his glittering eye--
The ban-on-sight stood still,
And posted LOL _____AMENTS --
Old NT! hath his will.

[metsandfinsfan]

OOT is an interesting forum
Posts are judged by a ruthless quorum
They have lots of strange rules
They censor you tools
To maintain some peace and decorum