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Old 01-26-2007, 01:55 PM
catalyst catalyst is offline
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Default Re: Beat: convo with my girl this morning

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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'I should probably tell you something: I'm gay. Pack up your [censored].'

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Old 01-26-2007, 02:07 PM
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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'Hold on...-posts on 2p2-...........'

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Old 01-26-2007, 02:08 PM
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Default Re: Beat: convo with my girl this morning

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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'Yes.'

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Old 01-26-2007, 02:16 PM
MrBrightside MrBrightside is offline
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I'd answer completely honest: "no, i just didn't notice them, 'cause I'm a slob"
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Old 01-26-2007, 02:30 PM
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Default Re: Beat: convo with my girl this morning

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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'Hold on...-posts on 2p2-...........'

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Old 01-26-2007, 02:39 PM
WhatDoesCallMean WhatDoesCallMean is offline
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Default Re: Beat: convo with my girl this morning

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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'shut up and get that thing back in ur mouth'

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Old 01-26-2007, 02:51 PM
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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'

Me: 'Diamonds...that'll shut you up.'

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Gotta love Ron White.

ScottieK
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:09 PM
LetsHugItOut LetsHugItOut is offline
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I'd answer completely honest: [ QUOTE ]
"Yes"

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Old 01-26-2007, 03:22 PM
DanielC DanielC is offline
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Her: 'Will you answer me one question honestly?'

Me: 'Of course lovie.'

Her: 'Did you leave that big pile of clothes lying around there on purpose, knowing that I'd eventually put it away for you, and clean everything that's dirty?'



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Me: (Tapping side of head) 'Well it's not going to put itself away...'
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Old 01-26-2007, 03:37 PM
Arbitrage Arbitrage is offline
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"of course not honey, I left that for the maid to do......you stupid bitch, get to work before I pull an OJ on your a$$"
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