Tips for the best ways to sex a female teacher?

[russellmj]

[ QUOTE ]
It appears she totally wants me.

[/ QUOTE ]

After your description of what a dick you are, it appears you're probably not only not paying close enough attention in class, but to many other things as well.

[Miss Pink]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It appears she totally wants me.

[/ QUOTE ]

After your description of what a dick you are, it appears you're probably not only not paying close enough attention in class, but to many other things as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

It appears that it looked like I stated that I was a huge dick, which is clearly not the case. I am a normal goof-off and she's made it clear that its not me as a person, but my behavior. She is very very strict, so talking across the room she gets pretty mad, even when whispering she stops her lecture to make me stop, etc. I stand by my original statement of her wanting me.

[tuq]

Hmmmmmmm, new poster bringing a weird chick banging dilemma to OOT. I'm sure this is a true story and not KKF or anything.

[Felix_Nietzsche]

1. Misbehave to get her 1-on-1 (or see her a lot for after school tutoring). Misbehaving is better especially if you get punished to stay late after school when she doesn't have the pressure to to get back to the class...
2. Tell her it is not your fault that you misbehave, it is because you have a crush on an older women and you crave her attention even if it is bad attention (she will read between the lines and realize you are talking about her, what makes it cool is you don't say her directly but she knows). Tell her it is not your fault if her attraction is too powerful for you to resist and if we ignore these feelings then we are allowing a part of ourselves to die, and does this this leads to regret....which is the most hurtful emotion of all? (this is romantic chick food which they gobble up. If you think it sounds dumb then **** you).
3. STOP...watch her reaction. Get a good read on her.
4. If she open to the possibility, then you need to make sure she feels 1000% safe with it (she is risking her job and possibily jail time and a lifetime of registering as a sex offender...)
5. Keep your [censored] mouth shut if you make it happen... If you get caught, tell them you raped her (to protect her) and that you begged her not to turn you in and she should mercy on you by not calling the cops... She won't press charges....

[TobDog]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
It appears she totally wants me.

[/ QUOTE ]

After your description of what a dick you are, it appears you're probably not only not paying close enough attention in class, but to many other things as well.

[/ QUOTE ]

It appears that it looked like I stated that I was a huge dick, which is clearly not the case. I am a normal goof-off and she's made it clear that its not me as a person, but my behavior. She is very very strict, so talking across the room she gets pretty mad, even when whispering she stops her lecture to make me stop, etc. I stand by my original statement of her wanting me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sounds to me like you need to be more naughty to her and she might keep you after class and spank you, or you may one day open eyes and see reality, the choice is yours red or blue

[Golden_Rhino]

Hand her a note that reads "Backdoor beauty?"

If she really wants you, she'll make the next move.

[Messiahkid]

trip report and keep us updated

[Spellmen]

1. Kill yourself
2. Hope she is a necrophiliac
3. Profit

[neuroman]

[ QUOTE ]
Hmmmmmmm, new poster bringing a weird chick banging dilemma to OOT. I'm sure this is a true story and not KKF or anything.

[/ QUOTE ]
I don't think you're giving KKF enough credit.

[RichC.]

[ QUOTE ]
lolbanaments

[/ QUOTE ]

did i get a * for this?