special sklansky question: what has david sklansky come up w/first

[Dan87]

david sklansky invented the hamburger on a short visit to hamburg, germany in 1963. at first people said the hamburger tasted poorly, to which david sklansky told them to [censored] off. they later realized they were wrong to doubt him

[Stake Monster]

David Sklansky invented the wonderful Segway Personal Transporter.

[Gary Stevenson]

David Sklansky began the study of psychology

[furyshade]

David Sklansky was the first person to theorize ghost riding the whip, unfortunately he was seriously wounded in his first attempt, shown here