E-mail I just sent to Full Tilt support

[Oki-Oki]

lol please post the polite response when they shut you down.

[Zaid_Ahmed]

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me and Zee Justin want to play as well
make it 9 seats

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haha

[grouchie]

the whole reason i read this thread was to see if they at least creatively turned you down, yet i do not see their reply posted.

Please get to that and i'll forgive you

[private joker]

Cliff Notes for those of you unwilling to read the whole email:

"Hi, I'm a completely broke kid who just became legal enough to play live tournaments. I'm not very good at poker, often undisciplined and confused. But I know what stealing blinds means. Therefore I want $10,000 from your website to play in this tournament. Everything I make will go back to you, even though chances are high I will not cash in this event. In exchange for your kindness, I'll wear the same shirt and hat that every other kid in the casino will be wearing, so you won't be able to tell who I am and why I am losing so quickly. After all, if there's anything FullTilt needs, it's to get their name out there. Are you dudes down with this arrangement? If not, I guess it's all good -- I forgive you and I'll get over it."

[Thuey11]

OMFG...he dare not level us all with that peice of [censored] email.
But i am sure he was being serious....GTFO OP!

[igetjokes]

yeah i'll be in it as well

also, remind them i'm an australian so they'll need to throw in some air fares. business class please, i don't sit with the cattle.

[schundler]

wait.. why would you even want to play it if there's no chance of profit?

[Weir]

post full tilt response asap

[bigscore]

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wait.. why would you even want to play it if there's no chance of profit?

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FOR THE LOVE OF THE GAME

[checkmate36]

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Cliff Notes for those of you unwilling to read the whole email:


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Well done!