totally sick brag / beat....also need advice on life/death situation

[catcher193]

lol

[g-p]

update:

brag: he must be alive because he is snoring on his floor.
beat: he is laying on his floor.

[g-p]

update #2:

i hear noises from other room. i go in there, he has his dick out. im like wtf man?? hes like 'yo im pissing!!'. WTF???????????? thats my couch!!! i send him to bathroom, he handles business. i inspect couch and he just pissed on some random pillow. i throw pillow on hardwood floor off couch and piss goes everywhere. i wait for him to come out of bathroom and clean it up with a towel myself because i feel like im responsible. no brags here.

[Big Poppa Smurf]

that's probably what you get for coming to bbv when you think your friend is dying

[ludacris]

lol he pissed on your pillow! ahahahah thats awesome. did he like open up the pillow case and pee inside?

[g-p]

no just all over the top of it. he was also kinda jacking his [censored] which was weird.

[edfurlong]

I'm picturing those little sponge dinosaurs you put in water and they grow to like 10 times their original size. Please take pictures of your buddies poo when the time comes.

[ludacris]

dude i so would have kicked him in the balls. that'll learn him.

[Chump Change]

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update #2:

i hear noises from other room. i go in there, he has his dick out. im like wtf man?? hes like 'yo im pissing!!'. WTF???????????? thats my couch!!! i send him to bathroom, he handles business. i inspect couch and he just pissed on some random pillow. i throw pillow on hardwood floor off couch and piss goes everywhere. i wait for him to come out of bathroom and clean it up with a towel myself because i feel like im responsible. no brags here.

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Lolz the worst isnt over. Swallowing a handful of cotton and fiberglass is enough to [censored] you up, only a couple hours have passed. Take him to the ER, you must be joking.

[g-p]

not joking, whats the worst that can happen if i dont take him to er?