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I always enjoy getting all indignant when someone mentions the holocaust and saying, "HEY! My grandfather died in the holocaust! He slipped and fell off a guard tower." [/ QUOTE ] omg, thats awesome....im gunna start using that!! |
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What does JFK Jr. miss most about the Vineyard? The landing. [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex?
<font color="white">a rape victim </font> <font color="black"> </font> What's red and can't turn around in a hallway? <font color="white"> a baby with a spear through its head </font> |
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Q:What does WTC stand for?
A: <font color="white">What Trade Centre? </font> |
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What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice. |
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Q:What does WTC stand for? A: <font color="white">What Trade Centre? </font> [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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Q: Why are there so many battered women shelters?
A: <font color="white">BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T LISTEN </font> |
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing; you done told the bitch twice already. [/ QUOTE ] |
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"What happened to your arm?"
Oh, I was having sex with my girlfriend and the crib broke. |
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