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01-01-2007, 04:54 AM
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Re: worst new year of all time
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where are u dont tease me like that i still hate u [/ QUOTE ] Metro-Phoenix. Drive at 150 in your Aston Martin and you'll be here before morning. Stop at a Quick Mart for 50 Hershey bars and 10 cans of whipped cream. They've come up with a new idea. 
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#12
01-01-2007, 05:05 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I'll go out on a limb and guess that someone in the world had their whole family killed on New Year. [/ QUOTE ] FU [/ QUOTE ] Bah - when you put things into a different perspective they don't seem all that bad.
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#14
01-01-2007, 05:27 AM
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Re: worst new year of all time
This was the first good new years I have had in 3 years. Every year it has been a huge disappointment. Went to a club, which I didnt really want to do, but no one had a good house party to go to. First time in 3 years I kissed a girl at midnight who was not just a friend. One of my buddies got us (4 guys total) invited back to a hotel room 4 girls were sharing. We got no booty, but still somehow managed to have an awesome time drinking their alcohol, rolling around in their beds, and making obscene sexual comments to which they laughed at. Then I coached some girl in the lobby about how to give her hookup an awesome blow job, and she called me later and wants to go out.
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#15
01-01-2007, 05:48 AM
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Re: worst new year of all time
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This was the first good new years I have had in 3 years. Every year it has been a huge disappointment. Went to a club, which I didnt really want to do, but no one had a good house party to go to. First time in 3 years I kissed a girl at midnight who was not just a friend. One of my buddies got us (4 guys total) invited back to a hotel room 4 girls were sharing. We got no booty, but still somehow managed to have an awesome time drinking their alcohol, rolling around in their beds, and making obscene sexual comments to which they laughed at. Then I coached some girl in the lobby about how to give her hookup an awesome blow job, and she called me later and wants to go out. [/ QUOTE ] yay for sloppy seconds (thirds?)!
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#16
01-01-2007, 11:21 AM
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howard beale, this is crazy, but i'm in phoenix right now. loooooool. i need directions so i can come make new years right. [/ QUOTE ] Too late, bud, too late. Applications are now being accepted to be my wing-man for next year.
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#17
01-01-2007, 11:22 AM
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wow so it ended up not being so bad. ps howard i was lying about being in phoenix obv.
so when i got home, my desperation bootycall calls me up and asks me to come over. i decide to go because, well, im desperate. plus, she's a squirter, and you can't go wrong with that. long story short, we had sex and at the end after she came, she let me finish up by giving her anal. not a bad end to a night. beat: she's a 4. brag: i dont give a [censored].
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#19
01-01-2007, 12:08 PM
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Re: worst new year of all time
Lets see...
I got started feeling quite sick dec 30th. I had to work that night 7pm-7am. MUCH worse sickness later on Dec 31st. I had to work 7pm-7am. Im the night manager for the season and after all my call offs I ended up with about 1/3rd of my normal crew. I spend the night trying to make my crew (who are naturally pissed off cause they are working new years night) to be productive. I answer calls into the store from my friends who are drunk and bragging about their awesome new years. I take messages for my employees drunk friends calling about the same thing. The opening manager decides to come in 2 hours late today, effectively keeping me there 2 more hours (unpaid hours thanks to salary). Note that all throughout the night I can barely breath and am having cold sweats not to mention the totally awesome sickness feeling.. Then I get to drive one hour home after all that, barely staying awake. You gotta love 16 hour new years eve/new years shifts... I get to do it all again later today/night! (jealous yet?)
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#20
01-01-2007, 12:56 PM
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Re: worst new year of all time
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wow so it ended up not being so bad. ps howard i was lying about being in phoenix obv. so when i got home, my desperation bootycall calls me up and asks me to come over. i decide to go because, well, im desperate. plus, she's a squirter, and you can't go wrong with that. long story short, we had sex and at the end after she came, she let me finish up by giving her anal. not a bad end to a night. beat: she's a 4. brag: i dont give a [censored]. [/ QUOTE ] Ha ha, lmao. Anal and a squiter. Awesome, dude.
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